Which champion should be buffed? Putting all the arguments on the table

Mathking13

So there's a lot of conversation about which champion should be buffed out of the 7 options Kabam has given up. I wanted to take this opportunity to put out all the arguments that there are for each champion being chosen. Just so that you guys have a better idea on everyone else's opinions.
Venompool
- deadpool is best champion ever -Kabam Thrillson, who is obviously venompool's daddy
- don't diss on my cooking skills -also Kabam Thrillson

Old Man Logan
- he's retired i guess

Groot
- I. AM. GROOT.
- i am groot
- I AM groot?
- Groot says trees deserve to be powerful too -Rocket

Colossus
- big metal boi
- the guy who played colossus in the movie is backing this one, so I dunno that's something I guess?

Howard the Duck
- quack. *insert duck screams*.

Iron Patriot
- AMERICA.

Kamala Khan
- selfies are power
- also LOOK AT THOSE BIG BOI LIMBS

Yes this is TOTALLY every single last reason for why people are wanting to vote for a certain champ. I TOTALLY COULDN'T not figure out any legitimate reasons for most of them. And I'm TOTALLY not just making this as a joke post.

but really if you smart people have any other ideas for why a certain champ deserves their buff, please leave them below. But only positive feedback, we don't need to hear why a champ SHOULDN'T be buffed. They all deserve them, after all. they're all pure bois (and girl in the case of Kamala Khan)

LeNoirFaineant

I'm leaning Colossus because I have a mutant 2015 gem. He isn't duped though so meh. Just duped my Groot and @Hamin lost his mind and took his to 4/55 so there is that.

Hamin

LeNoirFaineant said:

I'm leaning Colossus because I have a mutant 2015 gem. He isn't duped though so meh. Just duped my Groot and @Hamin lost his mind and took his to 4/55 so there is that.

In fairness, my mind gave me the finger years ago.