A Slayer and his Champions

SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★
edited June 2019 in General Discussion
Hi everyone! Welcome to A Slayer and his Champions, with your host: Slayer of Go-

5/50 Void: What the Hell are you doing? Are you trying to rip off Hamin?



No, I figured l I'd just wing it.

5/50 Archangel: That's my job!

Void: You suck, since when do you not have a plan?

Well, my plan was to bring you and AA into Act 6, but I guess Kabam doesn't like you that much. I wonder why... I guess it's too much for y'all to handle now. Guess you're too weak.

5/50 Magik: Son of a--

4/55 Hyperion: Hey, calm down there, we don't want this thread closed down like Hamin's.

All of my 4* Champions: YOU'RE HIS WEAKEST 4/55! Only 7300?!


4* Champions: No! Were tired of you using us like backup options! Second choices! We can do more than that!

3* Champions: w-what about u--

4* Champions: No! Now that you used us to get through Uncollected and beat the Collector, we just aren't good enough for you anymore? That's not fair!

5/50 Moon Knight: What about me? You even let ME fight the Collector, now all you use me for is Arena... :(

Well, you need a buff.

Moon Knight: I'm more buff than you -_-

3* Heimdall: Guys, no! It's scary out there! SOG used to bring me into his team for Synergy in Act 5 and Uncollected, its too scary out there! I'm glad he pulled the 5* of me from that last Cavalier Crystal, phew!

..guys.. Lets just get through this, okay?

4* Champions: You don't love us anymore :(

Guys, this post isn't very constructive, Kabam Miike's gonna close it.

4* Champions: We aren't happy with you anymore! Were gonna boycott your roster!


3)4* Champions: Aha! We got him scared now!

Or I could just sell all of you... :)

4* Champions: *gasp* you wouldnt!

I have before...

4* Champions: you need us for rating!

Yeah but I need the ISO.

4* Champions: For who? Youd sell a 4* to level up who?

Someone who I can use in Act 6. Or my 6* Deadpool X-Force.

4* Champions: Okay, fine, but you need to give us more chances ti fight.


6* DPX: This post is gonna get so many LOLs!

If only I could tag Kabam Thrillson, he has a 6* Deadpool X-Force too.

6* DPX: Kabam Thrillson has an in-game account?

Yeah, it's called Wade_Thrillson. All his top Champions are Deadpool characters.

6* DPX: Now were talking.... >:)

5/65 X-23: *sigh* Can we get back to Questing now, instead of making this stupid thread?

6* Luke Cage: Yeah , I'm tired from all those Map 5 Morningstars...

6* Korg: Yeah, and you're creating another small alliance on your other account, too. Anyone wanna join the revolution?

...this is gonna get out in the alliance recrutment section by Kabam Zibbitt now. Thanks a lot, now nobody's gonna see it.

4/55 Quake: Perhaps it's better that .


5/65 X-23: Hey! Stop that!

Hey, I chose her, back off!

Sentinel: {OW! MY BOLTS!}

*sigh* Lets go...


  • shadow_lurker22shadow_lurker22 Posts: 2,721 ★★★★
    Dang my boy Moonknight roasted you 😂😂
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★
    Honestly didn't plan any of it, actually winged it, and theres a few typos and mistakes in there worth refining.

    Also paging @Hamin are you there sir?
  • Physology101Physology101 Posts: 77
    1*: I think we should leave rosters and get out of this contest. I am tired of sitting around doing nothing. It is time for us to find a purpose.

    2*: Hey! Us too!

    1*: I think we should leave rosters and get out of this contest. I am tired of sitting around doing nothing. It is time for us to find a purpose.

    2*: Hey! Us too!

    3*: And me!
    4* Not me I'm still viable.
    Kabam: Not so fast.
    4*: Can I join your crusade now too?
  • JohnHSJohnHS Posts: 509 ★★★
    This post, I like it. Another!
  • HeroBoltsyHeroBoltsy Posts: 686 ★★★
    Awesome, more of these fun kind of threads are always great. Keep it up!
    (Press F to pay respects for Hamin's thread lol)
    Quake is an inhuman not a mutant Sentinel that’s profiling and that’s also Iron Man’s job ;)
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★
    Glad you guys are liking it, I'll be sure to make another one soon!

    (thank you @Hamin for your blessing it means a lot 🙌)
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★
    Episode 2 is out!
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★
    Okay... Its been deleted for no reason. Awesome!

    Okay... Its been deleted for no reason. Awesome!

    I was wondering where it was what’d u type in there
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★
    PIZZATIME said:

    Okay... Its been deleted for no reason. Awesome!

    I was wondering where it was what’d u type in there
    I bumped it once? I guess? There wasnt anything remotely bad in there. Its been deleted, just DMed the mods, gonna find out whats up. That took long to write. Thoroughly ticked off atm. Thanks Kabam. Love ya. <3
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★
    I have the script saved, will delete whatever they found wrong with it and repost it after I get a response.
  • HeroBoltsyHeroBoltsy Posts: 686 ★★★
    I'm starting to think the mods don't want us to have these kinds of fun threads... Don't let it get you down though, you still have a (fairly) large audience supporting you!
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★
    edited June 2019
    Alright, it's all cleared up now, just heard back from them, and this is their reply, in case it helps anyone who wants to do these sorts of things:

    "It's better to keep it all posted into the same thread rather than doing multiple threads as it falls into the same context. I believe your original post may have gotten caught in our Spam Filter, but for any future posting of this please keep it within your original post to keep it all organized."

    I will be reposting Episode 2 shortly.
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,665 ★★★★

    A Slayer and his Champions

    Bonus Episode: The Early/Late Calendar

    Okay lads, the community just lost their mind...

    Luke Cage: Oh no... *sits by Alliance Bases' grave*

    X-23: Lets hear it, SOG

    Today, we lost yet another comrade to the "working as intended accidents"; the Summoner Appreciation Calendar.

    *everyone gasps*

    Yes, I know, its tragic. First they add another Spidey to the game, Domino continues to wreck everyone, Alliance War attack phase doesnt start, combat lag, Dungeons breaking chat, and now, the Calendar. Now Kabam are yelling at their server hamsters, and everyone lost their mind.

    Domino: You do know that they said the calandar would be starting July first, right?


    Domino: It's June 30th.

    ...b-but they said "right now" in the in-game message...

    Domino: They sent that out a day too early, be patient like @SpiderCools said.

    Okay, I'll be patient.

    *Luke Cage steps away from Alliance Bases' grave, as it still says those 2 words on the headstone: "Coming Soon"*

    Avenge the Fallen
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