What would you rename champions if you had to make a wholesale, knock off version?
DPXFistheGOAT
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In light of the Sony/Disney fiasco, I wanted to make a hypothetical scenario where Disney had to make a rip off Spiderman but didnt have the rights to his name. For example, he could be called Pedro Piper aka SpiderGuy. Or even other characters like Omega Red renamed Alpha Blue whose ability is to inflict itch spores; theyre like death spores but they only lead to a mild, inconvenient itch.
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Blade = rapier
Captain America = Sargent freedom
Nick fury = Nigel angry
Doctor Strange = Creepy Pediatrician
Loki = Hologram Man
Spider man-man spider
Daredevil-sense Satan
Iron man-steel guy
Silver Surfer = Travis Payne
Entropy = ΔS
Rhino: Horny Elephant
Vulture: Edgy Birb
Green Goblin: Aerodynamic Troll
Hulk: Yoda
Gladiator Hulk: A N G E R Y Yoda
Red Hulk: Crispy Yoda
Ebony Maw: Squidward
Hulkbuster: God Himself
Warlock: flexible macintosh
Sunspot: Solar Patch
Mysterio: Gassy Fish
Spider-Man: Arachnid Boy
Kang: IT'S TIME TO STOP
Captain America: America Man
Thanos: local psychopathic raisin
Maestro: Hyper Stronk Yoda
Thor: Hammer Time
Rocket Racoon: One way ticket to jail for animal cruelty
@OP this post is turning to a meme lol
Drax = invisible man
Also:
Peter Parker = Parallel Pete
Tony Stark = Antonio Starch
Pepper Potts = Salt Pan
Agent Hill = Mountain Spy
Bruce Banner = Bryson Billboard
Rocket = Trash Panda
Cap Marvel = Miss Sparkle
Gamora = Why?
Drax = SCP-173
Wolverine: Angry Canadian
Redskull: FF0000 brain pan
Darkhawk: Blue Power Ranger
Iceman: 0 Degrees Water Person
Venom: Spider Obsessed Slime
Carnage: Edgyer-Edge Lord
Iron Man: Steel Mofo
She-Hulk: Yoda, Except IT'S A TRAP
Namor: Hyper Sonic Fish Boy
Thing: Object
Human Torch: Australian Summers
Invisible Woman: how karen stole the kids
Annihilus: Bugged Buff Bug Who Leads Bugs To Make More Bugs
Captain Marvel (Movie): K A R E N
(It’s legitimately a name for wolverines, look it up)