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Spider-Ham’s Origins: Why it’s actually not that improper for him to be eating hot dogs



He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May Porker), and not like many assume the other way around. So yea, he’s in essence a spider mutated with swine DNA to become Spider-Ham!

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  • SnizzbarSnizzbar Posts: 1,938 ★★★★★
    edited December 2020

    His universe has hot dogs made from human meat
  • MeebletonMeebleton Posts: 552 ★★★
    edited December 2020
    Akumaccb said:



    He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May Porker), and not like many assume the other way around. So yea, he’s in essence a spider mutated with swine DNA to become Spider-Ham!

    Why in the world was she biting a radioactive spider?
  • SatsuiNoHadouSatsuiNoHadou Posts: 654 ★★★
    edited December 2020
    Meebleton said:

    Akumaccb said:



    He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May Porker), and not like many assume the other way around. So yea, he’s in essence a spider mutated with swine DNA to become Spider-Ham!

    Why in the world was she biting a radioactive spider?
    Oh no, Peter the spider wasn’t radioactive, the pig that bit him was radioactive to start off.
  • SatsuiNoHadouSatsuiNoHadou Posts: 654 ★★★
    Snizzbar said:


    His universe has hot dogs made from human meat

    Now that’s sick. But from their universal perspective, humans are the animals. All in all, it’s still the status quo.
  • MeebletonMeebleton Posts: 552 ★★★
    edited December 2020
    Akumaccb said:

    Meebleton said:

    Akumaccb said:



    He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May Porker), and not like many assume the other way around. So yea, he’s in essence a spider mutated with swine DNA to become Spider-Ham!

    Why in the world was she biting a radioactive spider?
    Oh no, Peter the spider wasn’t radioactive, the pig that bit him was radioactive to start off.
    Oh ok, so it was a radioactive pig biting a regular human faced spider. Well that's totally normal then.
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