Spider-Ham’s Origins: Why it’s actually not that improper for him to be eating hot dogs

He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May Porker), and not like many assume the other way around. So yea, he’s in essence a spider mutated with swine DNA to become Spider-Ham!

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Snizzbar

His universe has hot dogs made from human meat

Meebleton

He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May Porker), and not like many assume the other way around. So yea, he’s in essence a spider mutated with swine DNA to become Spider-Ham!

Why in the world was she biting a radioactive spider?

SatsuiNoHadou

He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May Porker), and not like many assume the other way around. So yea, he’s in essence a spider mutated with swine DNA to become Spider-Ham!
Why in the world was she biting a radioactive spider?

Oh no, Peter the spider wasn’t radioactive, the pig that bit him was radioactive to start off.

SatsuiNoHadou

His universe has hot dogs made from human meat

Now that’s sick. But from their universal perspective, humans are the animals. All in all, it’s still the status quo.

Meebleton

He was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig (Aunt May Porker), and not like many assume the other way around. So yea, he’s in essence a spider mutated with swine DNA to become Spider-Ham!
Why in the world was she biting a radioactive spider?
Oh no, Peter the spider wasn’t radioactive, the pig that bit him was radioactive to start off.

Oh ok, so it was a radioactive pig biting a regular human faced spider. Well that's totally normal then.