LF Map 7x5 & Masters AW

Long-time player with map 7 experience with masters war experience. I’ve been on hiatus from pushing in war while focusing on higher AQ rewards while knocking out content. The new AW rewards have called to me like a whorish seductress and so it’s time to hit the forums since I deleted my recruiting chats about 6 months ago.

I like long walks on the beach, touching butts, angrily cursing glitches in the game, being active on MCOC, and making fun of guys named Steve. If you’re looking for an alliance member with good personal hygiene, long-lasting fresh breath, the utmost appreciation for midgets, and true love for fine wines and clean shoes…I am not that man. However, I love Indians.

In conclusion, I don’t have a lot to offer, but I do have a stapler.

Feel free to call me at 555-2884. Thats, on your phone, 555-BUT I.

Or just line me at jcross40.

Here’s my profile pics. Swipe right.

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