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Project Squirrel needs Nuts

cfpreludecfprelude Posts: 112 ★
in Alliance Recruitment and Incursions Matchmaking


Project Squirrel is looking for a few Nuts to join our family!

What you need:
Be active
Reliability
Communication (we respect life balance just let is know when you can't be on)
Ambition to grow your account

What we can offer you:
Helpful experienced members willing to teach
Great core group of fun folks who welcome new members
Free access to our sex and candy dungeon

Mandatory:
AQ - maps 544 with mods (3600 glory)
AQ is 1 BG map 5x5, and 2 BGs @ map 4x5, normal mods
Have fun
Enjoy the game with a great group
Grow your account!
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Optional:
AW (1 or 2 BGs)
Whiskey shots
Naked Thursdays

Come join our fun family. Our Nuts are growing fast! So fast we probably need to see a doctor.

Line ID: xenchief

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    Malreck04Malreck04 Posts: 3,323 ★★★★★
    Are you looking for
    deez nuts goteem
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    cfpreludecfprelude Posts: 112 ★
    Just to clarify, nuts not required to join.

    Other options include:

    Use virtual nuts

    Grow some after you join

    Steal some from your favorite Squirrel related superhero

    Cryptonuts

    Buy some aftermarket nuts

    Use mixed nuts, they're delicious (must share)

    May use an appropriate substitution if you have a nut allergy (we reserve the right to request a doctor's note).
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    NoobdaNoobda Posts: 787 ★★★
    This post 😂. I can't lol 😆
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    cfpreludecfprelude Posts: 112 ★
    You don't know the power of the Nut side.

    One of us. One of us. One of us.

    I double dog dare you to join.

    Ok not double dog I guess since dogs are our mortal enemy...

    I double Squirrel dare you?

    Hmmm doesn't have the same ring.

    Ok I'll work on it and get back to y'all.
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    cfpreludecfprelude Posts: 112 ★
    We have additional room right now if you're looking. Just bring your Nuts and a towel. Hit me up on Line: xenchief
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    cfpreludecfprelude Posts: 112 ★
    Update:
    Currently AQ 554 but we may go to 555. Normal Mods.
    AW finished high in S1 with 1 BG. We're moving to 2 BGs next season so should finish at least G3.

    We could bring in a few more during offseason. We want players that like a relaxed ally but are active and show up for AQ and prefer those that want to help in AW.

    We have no pressure AW, we have bosskillers just clear your lanes. We keep our AQ organized but you can pick your lanes.

    So pack up your nuts, hide the children, and hit me up on Line.

    Line ID: xenchief

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