Adding to a Long, Glorious History
Wicket329
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(Please read this while listening to the opening theme of Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey)
Since time immemorial, Mankind has had a single, existential question that permeated our existence. Something so deep, so profound, that we all wish to know the answer even if we’ve never heard it asked aloud. And that question:
What if you gave a monkey a gun?
Now, people may say “Wicket, that’s ridiculous! That’s a dumb baby question for dumb babies!” To which I’d say… shut up, that’s hurtful.
But enterprising experts in the field have put tremendous thought into this, running experiments:
Publishing learned treatises:
And now, finally, at the pinnacle of our experimentation: taking them to Rank Four in Marvel Contest of Champions
I look forward to the bright future heralded by this Primate Pistolero.
Since time immemorial, Mankind has had a single, existential question that permeated our existence. Something so deep, so profound, that we all wish to know the answer even if we’ve never heard it asked aloud. And that question:
What if you gave a monkey a gun?
Now, people may say “Wicket, that’s ridiculous! That’s a dumb baby question for dumb babies!” To which I’d say… shut up, that’s hurtful.
But enterprising experts in the field have put tremendous thought into this, running experiments:
Publishing learned treatises:
And now, finally, at the pinnacle of our experimentation: taking them to Rank Four in Marvel Contest of Champions
I look forward to the bright future heralded by this Primate Pistolero.
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Winter soldier doesn't have good feelings about this