MCOC "dad jokes"thread

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  FiiNCH Posts: 1,664 ★★★★★

  March 2021

  What’s Thor’s favourite food?
  
  Thor-tillas

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  H3neRy Posts: 309 ★★★

  March 2021

  FiiNCH said:

  What’s Thor’s favourite food?
  
  Thor-tillas

  Nice

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  Boss_Starling_217_ Posts: 204 ★★

  March 2021

  The down-fall of another Elder will be witnessed by countless players in 2 years.

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  Rookiie Posts: 4,770 ★★★★★

  March 2021

  What did Reed Richards tell his barber after his haircut?
  

  
  

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  Rookiie Posts: 4,770 ★★★★★

  March 2021 edited March 2021

  What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?
  

  
  

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  Rookiie Posts: 4,770 ★★★★★

  March 2021 edited March 2021

  What did Invisible Woman say after she copied her friend's outfit at work?
  

  
  

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  H3neRy Posts: 309 ★★★

  March 2021

  Rookiie said:

  What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?
  

  
  

  You're on fire man.

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  SpideyFunko Posts: 21,805 ★★★★★

  March 2021 edited March 2021

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Edit: seems my drax joke isn’t working rn

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  SpideyFunko Posts: 21,805 ★★★★★

  March 2021

  H3neRy said:

  Rookiie said:

  What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?
  

  
  

  You're on fire man.

  that’s Ghost Rider, not rookiie

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  Annihilator13_ Posts: 313 ★★

  March 2021

  H3neRy said:

  Rookiie said:

  What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?
  

  
  

  You're on fire man.

  Omg, help call the ambulance

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  H3neRy Posts: 309 ★★★

  March 2021 edited March 2021

  SpideyFunko said:

  H3neRy said:

  Rookiie said:

  What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?
  

  
  

  You're on fire man.

  Clever

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  TheBair123 Posts: 5,344 ★★★★★

  March 2021

  What's Apocalypse's favorite type of soup?

  Magnet-o's
  

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  slacker Posts: 772 ★★★★

  March 2021 edited March 2021

  A god-tier 6*
  

  You don't get it ? Exactly

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  Skillful_star Posts: 756 ★★★

  March 2021

  slacker said:

  A god-tier 6*
  

  You don't get it ? Exactly

  
  

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  IronGladiator22 Posts: 1,637 ★★★★

  March 2021 edited March 2021

  You could say that Odin’s synergy gave his daughter

  Hela damage

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  IronGladiator22 Posts: 1,637 ★★★★

  March 2021

  What do you call a doctor when he gives you a bad diagnosis?

  Doctor doom

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  IronGladiator22 Posts: 1,637 ★★★★

  March 2021

  What do you get when you cross a tremor and an oven?

  Quake and bake

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  IronGladiator22 Posts: 1,637 ★★★★

  March 2021

  What is terrax’s favorite type of music?

  Rock

  
  I’ll be here all night

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  Xva23 Posts: 500 ★★★

  March 2021

  What do you call a completely trash opening:
  

  Thursday

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  IronGladiator22 Posts: 1,637 ★★★★

  March 2021

  You want to know what my favorite song to listen to while playing MCOC is?
  

  Eye of the tigra
  

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  IronGladiator22 Posts: 1,637 ★★★★

  March 2021

  Who is the least trustworthy member of the x-men?

  rogue

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  FiiNCH Posts: 1,664 ★★★★★

  March 2021

  What does tony stark cook with?

  Peppers potts

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  IronGladiator22 Posts: 1,637 ★★★★

  March 2021 edited March 2021

  What is archangel’s favorite subject in school?
  

  Geometry

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  Sundance_2099 Posts: 2,809 ★★★★★

  March 2021

  IronGladiator22 said:

  What is archangel’s favorite subject in school?
  

  Geometry

  what?

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  Sundance_2099 Posts: 2,809 ★★★★★

  March 2021

  Dude, how does Tony Stark get his suits pressed?
  
  He uses an Iron, Man.

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  FiiNCH Posts: 1,664 ★★★★★

  March 2021

  Sundance_2099 said:

  IronGladiator22 said:

  What is archangel’s favorite subject in school?
  

  Geometry

  what?

  I assume the jokes a play on words - arch angle/angel

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  Hendross Posts: 942 ★★★

  March 2021

  Why doesn't Wolverine stay at the X-Mansion
  

  There's no Cable

  
  

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  9832057573 Posts: 155 ★

  March 2021

  Why is jokes thread ?

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