Wakanda4Ever278 wrote: » He stole my credit card and went to PetSmart. He ended up buying a lifetime supply of Meow Mix and Iams. He then ate the neighbor and his cat, even though he already had Meow Mix.....Was he expecting it to be cat flavored?
Wakanda4Ever278 wrote: » ThatOneMasterGamer wrote: » He ate the cake for my birthday, also the chocolate, also he almost attack my little sister,he virused my laptop, also he ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me.So I beaten him with a stick and ate even the stick. SYMBIOID ABUSE!!!!
ThatOneMasterGamer wrote: » He ate the cake for my birthday, also the chocolate, also he almost attack my little sister,he virused my laptop, also he ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me.So I beaten him with a stick and ate even the stick.
Wakanda4Ever278 wrote: » Well, the FBI came to my house.....I told them I had nothing to do with the neighbor's disappearance...then Symba took a poo in the backyard and apparently he forgot how to chew his food.....I'm soon to be put in maximum security at Alcatraz. I was charged with breaking and entering, 2nd degree murder, and....since when did they actually charge you with loitering???
Haminflomo wrote: » Wakanda4Ever278 wrote: » ThatOneMasterGamer wrote: » He ate the cake for my birthday, also the chocolate, also he almost attack my little sister,he virused my laptop, also he ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me.So I beaten him with a stick and ate even the stick. SYMBIOID ABUSE!!!! Someone needs to call Symbiod Protective Services.
JayCee wrote: » Wakanda4Ever278 wrote: » Well, the FBI came to my house.....I told them I had nothing to do with the neighbor's disappearance...then Symba took a poo in the backyard and apparently he forgot how to chew his food.....I'm soon to be put in maximum security at Alcatraz. I was charged with breaking and entering, 2nd degree murder, and....since when did they actually charge you with loitering??? lol I’m going to Goulburn jail in NSW, Australia for arson because my symbioid used my car do destroy the 7/11 and I had titanium licence plates and they survived the explosion. My friend is also gonna end me when I get out.
GodslayerBlayne wrote: » Mine stole my car and wallet, went to a gas station, bought beef jerky and camo, came back in a new truck with a rifle and for some reason started speaking in a southern accent.