My Battle With UC Diablo

All right, team. We're here. I'll be upfront with you guys, I have no idea what to expect.

Domino: You didn't watch any videos?

No. Well... Just the Trucos one showing off the characters and stuff.

Dom: *rolls her eyes* Seatin and the other guys go out of their way to prepare you... and you don't even bother?

I got distracted. Cartoon Network Match Game is addictive.

Dom: God, you're an idiot.

Yeah, ok. Whatever. Anyway, thanks for doing all the hard work to get us here, Domino. You and Sabretooth really handled up.

Dom: I'm at 56% health. Thanks...

Sabretooth, how many furies you got left?

ST: last persistent on the next fight and 13 passive.

Ok, good. Domino, you're up first.

Dom: What? Why?

You have the least health. I have no idea how this guy functions.

Dom: You ###hole.

Get in there, toots.

<fight>

WTF was that? What happened?

Dom: #### you.

Ok, well... now we know he goes unstoppable and his sp2 is unblockable. Masacre, you're up. He's at 87%.

Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS

<fight>

WTAF? He has more health now.

Mas: I don't know, Jefe. I was just smashing him with my bat and he goes all crazy and stuff.

He. Has. More. Health.

Dom: Way to go, burrito.

Mas: I don't know, man. He like drank some sizzurp or something.

Goddamit. Sabretooth, you're up. He's at 91%. Remember, last charge... so make it count.

<fight>

HOLY ####! Good job. He's at 48%.

ST: That damn Prince cosplayer and his damn unstoppable bull####.

Yeah, I know, bud. But, at least it's not Darkhawk again.

ST: #### that guy.

All right... Domino, ready for a revive?

Void: Woah! I'm at full health. WTF, dude?

Ehhhh. You're more of a slow burn. Don't think you'll... goddammit, Void... Get back here.

<fight>

Wow. I am impressed. I thought you had him.

Void: He was at 1% after the 5 hit and at the sp1. No, 1% bug my ass.

It's all right. We still have Killmonger. KM, you ready? Killmonger? Where did he go?

Dom: Oh, he fell asleep at Ultron.

ST: I'll go get him. *brings KM back*

Dude... seriously?

KM: What? You only bring me along for synergies. I had a long night.

I'm bringing Sparky or Venom next time.

ST: No! You can't!

KM: Yeah... wouldn't want your golden child to lose his precious synergy, now would you?

Please, STFU. He's at 1%. Parry and 5 hit combo, so I can leave this nightmare.

<fight>

Good job, team. Who's ready for a second run?
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Comments

  • Cool post.
  • LeNoirFaineantLeNoirFaineant Posts: 4,052
    @Hamin love it.
  • BobbyCecBobbyCec Posts: 8
    That's gold. Hope to see more, buddy.
  • HaminHamin Posts: 1,917
    Glad y'all like it.
  • Awesome post @Hamin :)
  • IJsmutsIJsmuts Posts: 83
    Hehe thats nicely written!
  • ChampioncriticChampioncritic Posts: 1,690
    Do one for the thing, he was fairly annoying too.
  • Philly3974Philly3974 Posts: 358
    That was great! :D
  • MaatManMaatMan Posts: 958
    FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!!!!
  • HaminHamin Posts: 1,917
    Do one for the thing, he was fairly annoying too.

    I thought about it, but it would have been too similar.
  • Keep those coming @Hamin !!
  • @Hamin

    Enjoyed this keep it up my bro, I to feel my dom has very little patience with my many failings.
  • FjolnirFjolnir Posts: 197
    Community needs more fun stuff like this, similar to chuckyb’s threads about his 1* summoned Sym.
  • Mitchell35Mitchell35 Posts: 1,618
    Aggression regen rhulk next plz
  • Get this man some voice actors and a good director. I need the screenplay!
  • I love this. It's so random and so on topic at the same time.
  • Ultimatesaber32Ultimatesaber32 Posts: 677
    edited January 11
    Good job. Definitely relatable. Reminds me of a director trying to cast. They use different people to see how they do. Or a Pokémon trainer. Either or
  • dkatryldkatryl Posts: 674
    Mine was less dramatic, but was the same for all 7 runs:

    r3 5* Void: Get in, let presences stack and start to degen the buffet, oops, forgot Unstoppable, dead.
    r1 6* CAIW: Unstoppable? lulz, what unstoppable? Let me introduce you to mah SP3!
  • godsquad891godsquad891 Posts: 763
    I love it think massacre should have a really bad si sin yore Mexican accent :D
  • dkatryldkatryl Posts: 674
    edited January 11
    Mitchell35 wrote: »
    Aggression regen rhulk next plz

    I've done 2 runs against Rulk, same result both times:

    r3 5* Void: I'M THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!

    *dances back and forth, waiting for presences to stack, oh, the heal reverse was the 5th one to go up, wow he has something like 30 stacks of regen and wow look at him melt now!*
  • XxLoganTDCxXXxLoganTDCxX Posts: 1,535
    I think your inspiring me to make my own but is that just coping or plagarism
  • SlayerOfGodsSlayerOfGods Posts: 1,177
    Hamin wrote: »
    Ok, well... now we know he goes unstoppable and his sp2 is unblockable. Masacre, you're up. He's at 87%.

    Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS

    <fight>

    WTAF? He has more health now.

    Mas: I don't know, Jefe. I was just smashing him with my bat and he goes all crazy and stuff.

    He. Has. More. Health.

    Dom: Way to go, burrito.

    Mas: I don't know, man. He like drank some sizzurp or something.

    Lmfaooo, also wondering if this whole fight was your actual experience.
  • stakstak Posts: 88
    Hamin wrote: »

    Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS

    Hilarious!!
  • HaminHamin Posts: 1,917
    Hamin wrote: »
    Ok, well... now we know he goes unstoppable and his sp2 is unblockable. Masacre, you're up. He's at 87%.

    Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS

    <fight>

    WTAF? He has more health now.

    Mas: I don't know, Jefe. I was just smashing him with my bat and he goes all crazy and stuff.

    He. Has. More. Health.

    Dom: Way to go, burrito.

    Mas: I don't know, man. He like drank some sizzurp or something.

    Lmfaooo, also wondering if this whole fight was your actual experience.

    Believe it or not, this was how the fight went down.
  • DNA3000DNA3000 Posts: 6,918
    Fun stuff. I did something like this a few months ago but the last few months didn't seem to have the same inspiration. I hope you can keep it going.
  • HaminHamin Posts: 1,917
    DNA3000 wrote: »
    Fun stuff. I did something like this a few months ago but the last few months didn't seem to have the same inspiration. I hope you can keep it going.

    I've done several more just in a single thread.

    https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116959/a-summoner-and-his-champions-collective-thread#latest
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