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Left Alone - Left Handed Only Alliance

HaminHamin Posts: 2,444 ★★★★★
in Alliance Recruitment and Incursions Matchmaking
I'm gauging interests for a new alliance on my alt account.

Left Alone - Left Handers Only!

Tired of being subjugated by righties?
Tired of desks, scissors, pencil sharpeners and can openers?
Tired of 3 ring binders and spiral notebooks?
Tired of having to explain why you have ink or pencil smudges on your hand?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions and you're left handed, then this might be the right place for you!

If interested, please comment in this thread. All left handers are welcome... no matter where you are in the game progression-wise.

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    HaminHamin Posts: 2,444 ★★★★★
    Still gauging interests.
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    PizzabeatPizzabeat Posts: 239 ★★
    Too soon
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    HaminHamin Posts: 2,444 ★★★★★
    Pizzabeat said:

    Too soon

    It's never too soon.
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    HaminHamin Posts: 2,444 ★★★★★
    C'mon... no southpaws out there feeling lorded over?
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    Ultimatesaber32Ultimatesaber32 Posts: 742 ★★
    seems interesting enough. Got any requirements?
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    HaminHamin Posts: 2,444 ★★★★★
    Ultimatesaber32 said:

    seems interesting enough. Got any requirements?

    There will be a lefthanded litmus test. Depending on how many questions you get left, it'll be determined whether or not you'll be a left fit.
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    MC2707MC2707 Posts: 29 ★
    This spoke to me. Leftie struggles
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    Ultimatesaber32Ultimatesaber32 Posts: 742 ★★
    Hamin said:

    Ultimatesaber32 said:

    seems interesting enough. Got any requirements?

    There will be a lefthanded litmus test. Depending on how many questions you get left, it'll be determined whether or not you'll be a left fit.
    Got it. Where can i apply?
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    HaminHamin Posts: 2,444 ★★★★★
    Ultimatesaber32 said:

    Hamin said:

    Ultimatesaber32 said:

    seems interesting enough. Got any requirements?

    There will be a lefthanded litmus test. Depending on how many questions you get left, it'll be determined whether or not you'll be a left fit.
    Got it. Where can i apply?
    Right here.

    As I said, I'm gauging interests. I'll let you know.
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    Dibley3087Dibley3087 Posts: 129 ★
    Brilliant
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    Do_over9Do_over9 Posts: 2
    Sounds good and it's about time!
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    HeroBoltsyHeroBoltsy Posts: 785 ★★★
    Not interested (I wish you the best of luck recruiting) but theoretical question...
    What if you're ambidextrous?
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    HaminHamin Posts: 2,444 ★★★★★
    HeroBoltsy said:

    Not interested (I wish you the best of luck recruiting) but theoretical question...
    What if you're ambidextrous?

    We have decided to allow ambis into the alliance; however, we need proof they have transitioned to an ambidextrous lifestyle and identify as lefthanded.
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    GroundedWisdomGroundedWisdom Posts: 36,247 ★★★★★
    I don't even want to know how you plan on proving it. Lol.
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    Ultimatesaber32Ultimatesaber32 Posts: 742 ★★
    Hamin said:

    Ultimatesaber32 said:

    Hamin said:

    Ultimatesaber32 said:

    seems interesting enough. Got any requirements?

    There will be a lefthanded litmus test. Depending on how many questions you get left, it'll be determined whether or not you'll be a left fit.
    Got it. Where can i apply?
    Right here.

    As I said, I'm gauging interests. I'll let you know.
    Got it Chief.
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    Hanger_29Hanger_29 Posts: 25 ★
    I'm right handed but have two left feet and my best friend has been left handed since we were 4, so I know the struggle for acceptance.

    Can I join?
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    HaminHamin Posts: 2,444 ★★★★★
    Hanger_29 said:

    I'm right handed but have two left feet and my best friend has been left handed since we were 4, so I know the struggle for acceptance.

    Can I join?

    While I appreciate your empathy towards left handers, and I'm glad you have a left handed friend, one cannot truly understand the struggle unless they are born that way.

    Unfortunately, we can only accept naturally born left handers or ambis who are transitioning.
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    FreeToPlay_21FreeToPlay_21 Posts: 1,594 ★★★★
    I know the struggles man. I get laughed at a lot for being left-handed. Count me in.
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