Hey you there! Over here! Yes, you... come on!
HI! I am Poisonvirgo or Person1035, whatever you want to call me, I have no preferences except that I prefer the former... wait a minute... that doesn't seem to be right........ oh well. *shrugs*
Well, I have discussed with sir boss man of the Morons himself and have decided to create this sister alliance to [-M.M-] Marvels Morons.
So you may be asking, why should you join us of all people? Well first off, we love Deadpool, of course, because... well... since he is Deadpool after all. Also because we are a fun and friendly group that are awesome

, and since we are a sister alliance you will reap extra benefits! You will have the advice of players in a mid to top tier alliance, and they can help you improve with ingame skills and content.
With that said, you must be wondering, what is required of me if I join the Dimwits?
- Be ready to roll in AQ/AW! We want to get going right away, just starting with the small easy alliance quests, but we need you to be able to participate as well! Don't worry if you can't kill bosses or be a professional fighter that never makes any mistakes, we can help you get better.
- Be active! Very active indeed. Like, you should go and play everyday, move in AQ and AW in a somewhat timely fashion, and contribute to alliance events. The more points the better, we all love ourselves some points and rewards. (Especially those juicy 4* shards) If you have something that will cause you to not be able to whack some opponents in the face, that's ok, just make sure you let us know beforehand!
- Line App! Lets face it, the ingame chat system sucks so we will be using this well known app used by many MCOC players to communicate. This is where we will coordinate AQ, AW, and what events we will be doing in the beginning. Here's the catch though, you should actually pop in a couple times a day and read what we say and join in on some of our glorious banter.
- Be a team player! Hmm, I don't think I made that clear enough. Be a TEAM player. That should do it. Well, this means that if you are told to join a bg and go down a path you should do it, unless you want to suggest that you would fit better elsewhere. If you have any suggestions to improve the alliance experience, say it! We will try to take all suggestions into consideration.
Now, we don't want you all to be mindless phone pressing zombies either, join our fun conversations and have fun being in this amazing family!
With all that said, if you are still here you are you must have some type of our Moronic values inside of you so you should add me ingame at
Person1035 or on line at
Poisonvirgo, the latter prefered, and you are on your way to becoming a part of the Morons! (Sending me a private message through the forums or leaving a comment below are viable options as well

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Now that my fingers hurt from typing, you should go and add me since I have nothing else to say..... See you soon!