Long standing debate finally resolved.

For years, the forums have debated this particular question off and on, without any clear resolution. This even goes back to the prior forums. Not only have players argued this, even the Kabam developers have weighed in, but there hasn't been a consensus on this issue. I have gone so far as to challenge the moderators on their stance on this multiple times in the past. However, after careful research I believe I now have a definitive answer to this age old question:

Is pineapple an appropriate topping for pizza?

Apparently this combination is not only not pizza, it is apparently not even considered food.

Comments

Kabam Vydious

This made me laugh really hard.

PsyLife

This made me smile.

Lvernon15

Yeeessss finally people realise

H3t3r

Hey if its the only pizza there I'll eat it. Is it my go to no but definitely not my least favourite

SentryPillow

I love pineapple on pizza. Salty and sweet makes it complete

Kabam Miike

Mcord11758

what made me laugh was when I went shopping this week the produce section was fully stocked. It’s like great, thanks Coronavirus, now I have no choice but to eat healthy.

spaceoctopus

I’ll really offend the East coast here by saying mango is an even better topping. Goes great with chicken, onion, green pepper and a sprinkling of bacon or prosciutto.

And my profession is pizza guy, so obviously I deserve to be booted out of the biz.

DNA3000

what made me laugh was when I went shopping this week the produce section was fully stocked. It’s like great, thanks Coronavirus, now I have no choice but to eat healthy.

Considering how many people forced to work from home are going to be living on Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew, I think we won't really know the true mortality rate from COVID-19 until all the diabetes testing is completed.

Sundance_2099

I literally only eat Ham and pineapple because it's the only one I like other than boring-ass cheese and tomato and I can only get c&t sub-style pizzas that are always really hard to chew bases.

GinjabredMonsta

what made me laugh was when I went shopping this week the produce section was fully stocked. It’s like great, thanks Coronavirus, now I have no choice but to eat healthy.
Considering how many people forced to work from home are going to be living on Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew, I think we won't really know the true mortality rate from COVID-19 until all the diabetes testing is completed.

For me it is funna be a steady stream of doritos and bean dip

Rasilover

Pineapple on pizza is cursed

Putang76

Bro I am from Hawaii and pineapple don’t belong on pizza

CoatHang3r

What does this have to MCOC? This thread reeks of nepotism.

PantherusNZ

I mean, it's not my favourite and I generally don't choose it, but if it's there I'll eat it. I legitimately don't understand why it's such an inflammatory debate, like, people like things, so what?

GroundedWisdom

"I don't know her."

Kabam Miike

What does this have to MCOC? This thread reeks of nepotism.

This question, and the many debates around it, predate even my time here and has been a recurring conversation in the community. Realistically, it doesn't really have to do with the game, but it's a Community tradition.

But if we want to discuss this, let's keep it about the Pizza. I know that there are lots of things going on in the world, and are weighing heavy on minds, but we don't need to discuss them here.

Skillful_star

Thank you!!!!
I have been telling people for years,since the dawn of time itself and people called me an idiot,an imbicile but finaly the truth,I can finaly rest in peace now. All I ask is for my gravestone to read: " he was right about pineapple flavoured pizza"

lowlevelplayer

I'm a pineapple pizza person, only if it is done right

lowlevelplayer

what made me laugh was when I went shopping this week the produce section was fully stocked. It’s like great, thanks Coronavirus, now I have no choice but to eat healthy.

It's because people are preparing for apocolypse and frozen food goes bad quick

DNA3000

I mean, it's not my favourite and I generally don't choose it, but if it's there I'll eat it. I legitimately don't understand why it's such an inflammatory debate, like, people like things, so what?

I'm sure some people don't get the joke, but I think the vast majority of people who participate at all in this topic understand it is all an entirely insubstantial debate entirely for fun. In particular, it has come up basically every time there's been a server downtime discussion thread where there's basically nothing else to talk about because the game is unplayable, and players want to argue about something while we wait. No one should be taking offense at it.

In other words, it is an amusing but meaningless sink for anxious negative energy. Kind of like the love child of the disagree flag and the LOL flag.

GroundedWisdom

Interestingly, the last iteration of this conversation divulged that Hawaiian Pizza is actually a Canadian invention. In the U.S., they use what they call Canadian Bacon, but here in Canada, we call it ham. Lol.
(Unless you're from N.B. Then it probably had a name before you took it for a final stroll.)

Sparx265

I used to love pineapple on pizza when I was like 8, but now...not so much (but i do eat it once in a while because it's nostalgic).

DNA3000

Bro I am from Hawaii and pineapple don’t belong on pizza

Pineapple is Hawaiian food in the same sense as lava is Hawaiian landscaping.

I don't mind grilled pineapple myself, but half the people of my parents' generation can't stand to even look at a pineapple, because at one time they worked a cannery job. Pineapple is concentrated misery in a can, or at least so it has been described to me. Asking that generation if pineapple is a reasonable topping for pizza is like asking if Cthulhu is a reasonable choice for best man at a wedding.

DNA3000

Thank you!!!!
I have been telling people for years,since the dawn of time itself and people called me an idiot,an imbicile but finaly the truth,I can finaly rest in peace now. All I ask is for my gravestone to read: " he was right about pineapple flavoured pizza"

As much as the idea of placing concentrated essence of pineapple in little yellow chunks on a pizza divides us, I hope we can all come together in a spirit of unity to denounce "pineapple flavoured pizza."

Canrdboy36

That's a big negative, sorry chances are they sell so much of the pineapple pizza that it was the only one they had extra of in the back in anticipation of a rush.

lowlevelplayer

11 rings to rule them all 1 to the dwarf king in his
halls of stone 1 to the elf king fair and true and then 9 rings to the men destined to die

RiderofHell

I love pineapple pizza. Anchovies where is i draw the line lol

hungryhungrybbq

I’ll really offend the East coast here by saying mango is an even better topping. Goes great with chicken, onion, green pepper and a sprinkling of bacon or prosciutto.

And my profession is pizza guy, so obviously I deserve to be booted out of the biz.

🤢

John757

@DNA3000 hey you mind picking up those pizzas for me? We’re out of Hawaiian Pizza in VB haha