Losing your eyesight? Get up to pee a lot at night? Join GOL!

borntohulaborntohula Member Posts: 447 ★★★
in Alliance Recruitment and Incursions Matchmaking

That’s right, the Grumpy Old Ladies are recruiting. So calling on all old and weary summoners who want their AQ and AW served with incontinence diapers, and some bingo on the side.

We offer
- Two BG’s of map 6, one BG map 5 (can move back and forth)
- We score 300+ million in AQ. Always. Pinky promise.
- Three BG war, tier 8/9, Gold 2 (no Flow, hallelujah!)
- A group ran by long time gaming granddads and -mamas
- Low drama, unless Grandpa John loses at chess, and tries to hit everyone with his walker. He's slow. Just duck.
- Zero requirements, other than AW and AQ (no event minimums)
- A funky smelling tennis ball (we suspect Granny Gina)

We can immediately fit in one. Maybe two or three (tbd) players with:
- 8.5k prestige or better
- Map 6 experience
- A time zone that works for us: Europe or eastern USA are perfect
- A set of false teeth that still bite war opponents
- Line
- His/her own incontinence diapers

Interested?
Hook me up on Line: born.to.hula
Or check the alliance, tag: GOL!

Comments

  • Hawkcrew2000Hawkcrew2000 Member Posts: 150 ★
    I’m central USA. That work? Lol. And I’m old.
  • borntohulaborntohula Member Posts: 447 ★★★
    Hawkcrew2000 said:

    I’m central USA. That work? Lol. And I’m old.

    Just asked our timing guy - I'm too old to remember time zones - and yep, that would work. Hook me up on Line?
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