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Summ(on)er event Opposites Attract isssue?
Hi there, Unsure if I'm missing something obvious, but it seems impossible to get points. I got one unintentionally, but multiple intentional opposite fights in (e.g., cosmic versus skill), no additional points are added. Tried arena, event quest and duels. Also restarted the game. No dice. Appreciate the event, but rather…
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Looking to (semi) retire? Join the Grumpy Old Ladies!
Aloha! Our semi-retirement home for oldies who are into bingo, fancy dentures and holy Neil Diamond is looking for a few like-minded semi-retired folks. Here is why you should consider it: # Because currently, solo content has better rewards than (most) alliance stuff, and having champs available helps plow through it…
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Old folks’ home seeks permanent resident
We are old. We are wrinkly. We are Grumpy. And we worship the two Holy Neils: Sedaka and Diamond. Other than that, Grumpy Old Ladies is a Gold 1 (tier 5/6), map 665 alliance , run by a core crew of geriatric patients. We are looking for one permanent resident. And by ‘permanent’, we mean ‘till death do us part. It’s all…
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Grumpy Old Ladies seek *ONE* Golden Girl (AW 300m+ maps 6/5, Gold 1/2, 9930 prestige)
It’s bingo time, because the Grumpy Old Ladies are recruiting. So calling on one Golden Girl who likes AQ and AW served with incontinence diapers, and a side-dish of bingo. We offer - We score 300+ million in AQ. Pinky promise - We reach that by playing map 6 in two BG's, with one map 5 BG. Players can switch. Handy when…
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300m+ AQ, Gold ½, low drama, heavy into bingo alliance seeks TWO old souls
It’s bingo time, because the Grumpy Old Ladies are recruiting. So calling on all aging but crafty summoners who want their AQ and AW served with incontinence diapers, and a game of bingo on the side. We offer - We score 300+ million in AQ. Always. Pinky promise - We reach that mostly by playing map 6, with maybe a map 5 at…
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Losing your eyesight? Get up to pee a lot at night? Join GOL!
That’s right, the Grumpy Old Ladies are recruiting. So calling on all old and weary summoners who want their AQ and AW served with incontinence diapers, and some bingo on the side. We offer - Two BG’s of map 6, one BG map 5 (can move back and forth) - We score 300+ million in AQ. Always. Pinky promise. - Three BG war, tier…
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29 Grumpy Old Ladies looking for one more wrinkly soul
Ola! If you happen to be looking for an assisted living facility where Bingo is always on the menu and blinged-up walker-rollators are the ultimate fashion statement, seek no further! Especially not if you are dying to hook up with 29 cantankerous co-inhabitants that run AQ map 66664, and always (pinky promise) score 300+…
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Isolation got you feeling grumpy?
Join the harbingers of grumpiness – The Grumpy Old Ladies – for some instant and much needed relief. We may not be sociable when playing bingo, we may not share walkers, but we sure smash AQ and AW, and moan while we’re at it. So why the fake teeth are you ladies looking for new members? Well, a group of eight stumbled…
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Six star steal deal
‘Every way you look at this you lose’ Is a line many players won’t recognize. After all, It’s from Paul Simon, and it dates back to the 60s. However, Kabam just cooked up an offer everybody should buy into. Because you will win. Big time. Every way you look at it. That’s how good it is. For roughly $ 300 you, whether you…
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Feeling a bit grumpy? Join the old ladies!
Ola! Grumpy Old Ladies (tag: GOL!) is recruiting. We’re a new alliance, created and (mis)managed by a core group of veteran players. Soms of us were done with all the drama in other alliances. Others, like me, needed to step down from Platinum wars, because life caught up with us. We could adopt (resistance is futile)…
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Corvus loses Glave charges in AQ when blocking
I noticed Corvus mysteriously loses (as if he 'spends' them) Glave charges when blocking in AQ. Not in every fight, but in some. Examples include the Sabertooth and Heimdall fights on map 6. But there are possibly more. If there is some logical explanation for this that I'm missing, please enlighten me. But I can't recall…
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Havok feedback does zero damage
Hi there, Here are two clips clearly showcasing the issue. The first is an AQ fight (no weird node interactions) and the second a plain old arena fight. In the second (GR) fight, you can not only see feedback does zero damage (feedback icon is up!), but GR heals from it anyway (yep, Willpower). So it is registered as a…
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Inequity bug fix (not?) - please clarify!
Hi, Read this bug fix was about to go live 'within hours'. Woke up this morning to find that due to an unspecified 'underlying issue' it has been postponed to some unspecified time 'in the future'. Which could mean later today. Or the year 2121. I am not happy about that. At all. As is, this (expensive) mastery is not…
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iPhone X fix?
Hi, I recently switched to iPhone X, because I just couldn't deal with the lag and issues I (just me, not dissing Android, not claiming every Android user experiences these) faced on my Android devices anymore. And yes, the iPhone X experience is so different, it really feels as if I'm back in pre 12.0 days again. No lag,…
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9M AW FOCUSED ALLIANCE SEEKS MEMBER(S)
Tired of the daily grind? Done with officers pushing you to score just a little better or do a few more runs? UK-UN is a family of alliances whose members all have regular lives (jobs, kids, wives/husbands, all that jazz). Sure, some of us grind , but it’s not mandatory. This doesn’t mean we’re a bunch of useless slackers.…