**Mastery Loadouts**
Due to issues related to the release of Mastery Loadouts, the "free swap" period will be extended.
The new end date will be May 1st.

29 Grumpy Old Ladies looking for one more wrinkly soul

Ola!

If you happen to be looking for an assisted living facility where Bingo is always on the menu and blinged-up walker-rollators are the ultimate fashion statement, seek no further! Especially not if you are dying to hook up with 29 cantankerous co-inhabitants that run AQ map 66664, and always (pinky promise) score 300+ million.

But what about war, you ask? Well. We currently rest our weary bones in Tier 8, and that suits us fine for now. In short, we wear Gold wedding rings, and are not huge Platinum fans. Our recreational facilities include checkers, chess, a funky smelling tennis ball (ask Granny Gina) and absolutely no minimums in anything. AQ and AW participation is the only requirement.

Our new housemate should bring:
+ Prestige in the 9.5k-ish bracket
+ Map 6 experience
+ A time zone that works for us: Europe or eastern USA are perfect
+ A set of false teeth that still bite war opponents
+ His/her own incontinence diapers

Interested?
Hook up on Line: born.to.hula
Or check the alliance, tag: GOL!

Questions? I'm always happy to grieve, groan and grouse!

Comments

  • ReeseReese Posts: 39
    We still have an opening if anyone is interested.
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