Old folks’ home seeks permanent resident

borntohula

We are old. We are wrinkly. We are Grumpy. And we worship the two Holy Neils: Sedaka and Diamond. Other than that, Grumpy Old Ladies is a Gold 1 (tier 5/6), map 665 alliance , run by a core crew of geriatric patients.

We are looking for one permanent resident. And by ‘permanent’, we mean ‘till death do us part. It’s all taken care of though: one of our members is a bona fide undertaker. He’s halfway decent at knitting and bingo too.

We are looking for:
- 9.250 prestige or thereabouts
- a roster that can handle map 6 and tier 5/6 war concurrently
- ideally, European or EST time zone
- someone who can come over straight after this AQ cycle

We offer:
- 300m minimum AQ score (always) and Gold 1 war
- a (generally) well run and supportive alliance
- no undue stress; forget about hitting all those silly milestones
- the chance to join a choir that sings ‘Love on the Rocks’ all day long

Check us out in game: GOL! is our tag
Hit me up on Line: born.to.hula

unoobmepro

Why do people take mr fantastic to r3 lol

borntohula

It's a three star. So not all that serious. :-)

borntohula

We can still take on one oldie but goodie. Old member rejoined, another left. So one summoner would be very welcome. Free tea and biscuits!

Swingtwisters

This alliance is too good for me, but I love your recruitment post! Hilarious, awesome job!!

borntohula

Swingtwisters said:

This alliance is too good for me, but I love your recruitment post! Hilarious, awesome job!!

Thanks! Maybe in the future...we all need a live-in nurse at some point.