Old folks’ home seeks permanent resident

borntohulaborntohula Member Posts: 447 ★★★
in Alliance Recruitment and Incursions Matchmaking
We are old. We are wrinkly. We are Grumpy. And we worship the two Holy Neils: Sedaka and Diamond. Other than that, Grumpy Old Ladies is a Gold 1 (tier 5/6), map 665 alliance , run by a core crew of geriatric patients.

We are looking for one permanent resident. And by ‘permanent’, we mean ‘till death do us part. It’s all taken care of though: one of our members is a bona fide undertaker. He’s halfway decent at knitting and bingo too.

We are looking for:
- 9.250 prestige or thereabouts
- a roster that can handle map 6 and tier 5/6 war concurrently
- ideally, European or EST time zone
- someone who can come over straight after this AQ cycle

We offer:
- 300m minimum AQ score (always) and Gold 1 war
- a (generally) well run and supportive alliance
- no undue stress; forget about hitting all those silly milestones
- the chance to join a choir that sings ‘Love on the Rocks’ all day long

Check us out in game: GOL! is our tag
Hit me up on Line: born.to.hula







Comments

  • unoobmeprounoobmepro Member Posts: 899 ★★★
    Why do people take mr fantastic to r3 lol
  • borntohulaborntohula Member Posts: 447 ★★★
    It's a three star. So not all that serious. :-)
  • borntohulaborntohula Member Posts: 447 ★★★
    We can still take on one oldie but goodie. Old member rejoined, another left. So one summoner would be very welcome. Free tea and biscuits!
  • SwingtwistersSwingtwisters Member Posts: 177 ★
    This alliance is too good for me, but I love your recruitment post! Hilarious, awesome job!! :)
  • borntohulaborntohula Member Posts: 447 ★★★
    Swingtwisters said:

    This alliance is too good for me, but I love your recruitment post! Hilarious, awesome job!! :)

    Thanks! Maybe in the future...we all need a live-in nurse at some point.

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