mcoc haiku 俳句

please leave any and all mcoc-related haiku here.
i'll start us off

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every time she goes
into that place called limbo
i die a little

no utility!
haters of the wasp all cry
i still love her doe

wielder of the glaive
they made you hashtag metal
and it's not clear why

SuperiorSymbiote

I legitimately forgot what a haiku is

I legitimately forgot what a haiku is

Same bro I need to pay better attention in English class

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

He annoys me so much
Evil with your unblockable and unstoppable attacks
Korg is the worst champ

His spirit lives on
In each and every warrior
The Wakandan King

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I thought every line of a haiku had to be unrelated? My only source for this is James May hanging out in Japan so I'm not sure.

dodging and ducking
evading your weak attacks
quake cannot be touched

I call upon thee
To incinerate my foes
O' Haazareth Three

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Hulkbuster isn’t good
Heavy doesn’t have good reach
chonks is very bad

This thread is hilarious

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Iron_Patriot_is_lit

Magneto is neat.
Metal champions are beat.
Done in a heartbeat

Place the Champ to spin,
Hoping to get what you want,
Then you curse out loud.

Ghost and quake are god
But people forget about
Khan, the one true god

Sorcerer supreme
Regen on block is useful
But slow not so much

(Because she’s mystic, and most evade champs are science)

Domino is insane
And with the flame
She clears all the lanes

You can include rhymes
Provided you have the time
Should I know James May?

Edit: I looked him up
I have never heard of him
I doubt I missed out

Captain Slow he is,
This fine thread has been derailed,
Because of Top Gear.

And now, an on topic haiku:

With seven furies,
Cruelties hit like a soft breeze,
Kabam, please buff Groot.

With utter delight
Did ghost drop her special two
Devastation struck

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Utility and Damage
Immune to everything
Warlock Overclock

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Utility and Damage
Immune to everything
Warlock Overclock

Everything? Wow warlock is underrated then

I know he isn't but poetic license you know

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I'm a cosmic champ
My name is Angela
But I possess a gun

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