mcoc haiku 俳句

please leave any and all mcoc-related haiku here.
i'll start us off

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Vengeance sure is mine!
Quaked and aftershocked he lay;
That troublesome Doom.
All these Quakers say
Oh, you should just use quake
I wish I could quake tho

Five-star have I not;
So I continue to hunt;
Soon enough, she'll come.

Kill_Grey

Biohazard what?
Who dares survive my death spores?
Did the Russian say.

Rookiie

I wrote a Haiku
But what I really want is
Unbranded grape juice

Kill_Grey

Pretty but deadly;
Inflicts death with just a touch;
Spare our guilty souls.

o_o

man of ice freezes
man with head on fire gets burned
i play this game why?

o_o

brew your concoctions
and elixirs... i care not
i punch your dumb face

o_o

I Am Groot I Am
Groot I Am Groot I Am Groot
I Am Groot I Am

Hammerbro_64

Vengeance sure is mine!
Quaked and aftershocked he lay;
That troublesome Doom.
I don’t have a Quake
So I use petrify champs
Like Void or Beardo
Ghost can put in work;
Notwithstanding resistance;
Effect have they not.

I spun a crystal
And landed on 5* Ghost
On my friend’s account 😭

Hoodie25

I have an Ægon
I also have phase woman
Brian Grant does not

Rayaan_2000

I'm Carina, elder of the contest
My dad is dead as f**k
And so will you be too(the summoner, that is and not the person reading this)

I guess I took it too far this time

Also haiku poems can be first person right?? Because I never learnt them at school

her dad isn’t dead tho

Didn't he die in the act 6 completion cutscene, because it looked like he did

Rayaan_2000

Kind of more like vaporized by Carina

Rasilover

Aegon nick and doom
I needs them to not stare back
Send them to my way

unknown

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Etjama

Degen and Caltrops
Nova is the worst mini
I don't like Map 6

I've gotta be honest, I quite enjoy it. I have awakened Corvus, so I take the degen paths and just play on 1%, don't even have suicides but everything's still down in a Sp2. Intercepts ftw! And repeatedly soloing Map 6 Doom with Quake is extremely satisfying.