Quake the Duck
So, the running joke in the MCU is Howard the Duck. Not a superhero or anything, but somehow in the MCU. We even have him and VTD in MCOC. There needs to be a third. I present: QUAKE THE DUCK. It's basically just Howard the Duck in a Quake jacket. He can have something called an Afterquack scale, and he can evade specials instead of basic attacks when charging a heavy. So basically a less OP version of Quake, but a silly twist on it. After all, all ducks do say Qua(c)ke(get it? eh?).