MCOC "dad jokes"thread

H3neRy

There are so many talented people in this community that are extremely funny. Let's get started.

FiiNCH

What’s Thor’s favourite food?

Thor-tillas

H3neRy

FiiNCH said:

What’s Thor’s favourite food?

Thor-tillas

Nice

Boss_Starling_217_

The down-fall of another Elder will be witnessed by countless players in 2 years.

Rookiie

What did Reed Richards tell his barber after his haircut?

Rookiie

What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?

Rookiie

What did Invisible Woman say after she copied her friend's outfit at work?

H3neRy

Rookiie said:

What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?

You're on fire man.

SpideyFunko

Edit: seems my drax joke isn’t working rn

SpideyFunko

H3neRy said:

Rookiie said:

What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?

You're on fire man.

that’s Ghost Rider, not rookiie

Annihilator13_

H3neRy said:

Rookiie said:

What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?

You're on fire man.

Omg, help call the ambulance

H3neRy

SpideyFunko said:

H3neRy said:

Rookiie said:

What did Nathan Summers say when his Netflix subscription was cancelled?

You're on fire man.

Clever

TheBair123

What's Apocalypse's favorite type of soup?

Magnet-o's

slacker

A god-tier 6*

You don't get it ? Exactly

Skillful_star

slacker said:

A god-tier 6*

You don't get it ? Exactly

IronGladiator22

You could say that Odin’s synergy gave his daughter

Hela damage

IronGladiator22

What do you call a doctor when he gives you a bad diagnosis?

Doctor doom

IronGladiator22

What do you get when you cross a tremor and an oven?

Quake and bake

IronGladiator22

What is terrax’s favorite type of music?

Rock

I’ll be here all night

Xva23

What do you call a completely trash opening:

Thursday

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IronGladiator22

You want to know what my favorite song to listen to while playing MCOC is?

Eye of the tigra

IronGladiator22

Who is the least trustworthy member of the x-men?

rogue

FiiNCH

What does tony stark cook with?

Peppers potts

IronGladiator22

What is archangel’s favorite subject in school?

Geometry

Sundance_2099

IronGladiator22 said:

What is archangel’s favorite subject in school?

Geometry

what?

Sundance_2099

Dude, how does Tony Stark get his suits pressed?

He uses an Iron, Man.

FiiNCH

Sundance_2099 said:

IronGladiator22 said:

What is archangel’s favorite subject in school?

Geometry

what?

I assume the jokes a play on words - arch angle/angel

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Hendross

Why doesn't Wolverine stay at the X-Mansion

There's no Cable

9832057573

Why is jokes thread ?