Looking for a few good Nuts. Map 5, No stress G2 war




Project Squirrel is looking for a few good Nuts to join our family!

Are you an active player? Don't need to be reminded to run your lanes or place in AW? Then we freaking want you?

Semi-retired ally, nice mix of big and growing nuts. Must be active. Prefer 12k+ but if you're close to that + skilled and active, we will consider you!

Tired or the war grind? We are G2 with no pressure wars making it actually fun again. No spending, no pressure on deaths, 100% diversity and organized placement + called paths makes it easy.

*WAR: we run 3 BGs in war so it is mandatory. That said, we do 'no spend' wars. So basically no pressure, using 1 loyalty revives only (no pots or boosts except overflow), saving loyalty for the sweet, sweet store. G2 rewards no matter what, plus you'll have all your loyalty to spend on growing your account and still get rewards.

Mandatory:
AQ - map 5 - 3 BGs with normal mods
AW *see above
Have fun
Enjoy the game with a great ally
Grow your account!
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Communicate if you need to be out

Optional:
Whiskey shots
Naked Thursdays
Free tickets to the *** and candy dungeon in the basement (disclaimer: one ticket per week, offer not refundable, not tradeable for Units)

Want to enjoy the game again? Then come join our family already.

Our Nuts are huge and growing fast! We did see a doctor about it, but they said that was normal for a growing ally.

Must hit me up on Line with pics of account.

Line ID: xenchief

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