Looking for a few good Nuts! Map 5, no stress G2 war



TL:DR: Map 5. No spend, no stress G2 mandatory war. 12-13k+. Pack a lunch and bring your nuts and/or lady nuts. Must hit me up on Line with screenshot of your account (ID below).

Project Squirrel is looking for a few good Nuts after rewards to join our family!

Are you an active player? Don't need to be reminded to run your lanes or place in AW? Then we freaking want you?

Semi-retired ally, nice mix of big and growing nuts. Must be active. Prefer 12-13k+ with good roster of defenders (R3's are fine).

Tired or the war grind? G2 (no pressure wars makes it actually fun again). No spending, don't worry about deaths, 100% diversity and called paths makes it easy.

*WAR: we run 3 BGs in war so it is mandatory. That said, we do 'no spend' wars. So basically no pressure, using 1 loyalty revives only (no pots or boosts except overflow), saving loyalty for the sweet, sweet store. Top 100 of G2 doing it this way plus you'll have all your loyalty to spend on growing your account and still get rewards. A few seasons in and you'll be rolling in R4 mats and 6* AGs like Scrooge McDuck.

Mandatory:
AQ - map 5 = 3 BGs with normal mods
AW *see above
Have fun
Enjoy the game with a chill ally
Have some life balance
Grow your account!
Line
Communicate if you need to be out

Optional:
Whiskey shots
Naked Thursdays
Free tickets to the *** and candy dungeon in the basement (disclaimer: one ticket per week, offer not refundable, not tradeable for Units)

Want to enjoy the game again? Then come join our family already.

Our Nuts are huge and growing fast! We did see a doctor about it, but they said that was normal for a growing ally.

Line ID: xenchief

Comments

  • cfpreludecfprelude Member Posts: 114
    Welp, was back to full but just had an unexpected retirement. Room for 1 more. Don't forget to bring a towel.
  • cfpreludecfprelude Member Posts: 114
    Ok lol let's try again. 4 spots open now. If you are active and have skills we will consider you. Prefer at least 11k+
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