Un-Ban My Game (Many, Many, Many Apologies to Toni Braxton)

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out of the game
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
My alliance needs me right now
The forums are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

My game...

Take my word for it I didn't lie
I followed the rules I did comply
I've played the game for many years
Come on please take this ban away
I can't even count how many days are left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

Comments

Colinwhitworth69

heh

DNA3000

heh

If you're not having fun, you're probably doing it wrong.

GroundedWisdom

Love it.

Colinwhitworth69

heh
If you're not having fun, you're probably doing it wrong.

Having fun is the only thing about MCOC that matters to me.

SandeepS

How about 'man enough for me', for a challenge the 'burna boy' version 'last last'

DNA3000

How about 'man enough for me', for a challenge the 'burna boy' version 'last last'

Omo, me, I be adult, oh

Doesn’t sound like a banned player.

Pikolu

Love it, this is the parody I didn't know I needed until now

klobberintyme

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out of the game
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
My alliance needs me right now
The forums are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

My game...

Take my word for it I didn't lie
I followed the rules I did comply
I've played the game for many years
Come on please take this ban away
I can't even count how many days are left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

This type of post seems beneath you.

Son_of_Rage1

Sounds like a one hit wonder. No Mods where used in this pun.

GroundedWisdom

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out of the game
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
My alliance needs me right now
The forums are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

My game...

Take my word for it I didn't lie
I followed the rules I did comply
I've played the game for many years
Come on please take this ban away
I can't even count how many days are left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game
This type of post seems beneath you.

If humor is beneath him, it's too late.

Wozzle007

This post is epic. Gonna now have to listen to the OG version! Thank you Mr DNA.

klobberintyme

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out of the game
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
My alliance needs me right now
The forums are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

My game...

Take my word for it I didn't lie
I followed the rules I did comply
I've played the game for many years
Come on please take this ban away
I can't even count how many days are left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game
This type of post seems beneath you.
If humor is beneath him, it's too late.

Humor as a response, sure. As a standalone post given his body of work, he's no Al Yankovic.

Pikolu

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out of the game
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
My alliance needs me right now
The forums are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

My game...

Take my word for it I didn't lie
I followed the rules I did comply
I've played the game for many years
Come on please take this ban away
I can't even count how many days are left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game
This type of post seems beneath you.
If humor is beneath him, it's too late.
Humor as a response, sure. As a standalone post given his body of work, he's no Al Yankovic.

If you don't like it, disagree and move on with your life. People are allowed to have fun.

SirGamesBond

I cheated, I'm a liar,
I broke ToS and my account is burning pyre.

I make fake stories about the ban, so pleaseeee
Forgive me if you can. Now I
Play the game less and less, but my soul will stay shameless.
7 day ban won't break my bones, I'll do it
Again and retaliate with more exploits.
I may move on to other game, but one thing will stay the same, I'll cheat again and again.

Cuz I'm a cheater, I'm a liar.
I broke ToS and my account is burning pyre

Rasilover

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out of the game
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
My alliance needs me right now
The forums are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

My game...

Take my word for it I didn't lie
I followed the rules I did comply
I've played the game for many years
Come on please take this ban away
I can't even count how many days are left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

So true bestie

GroundedWisdom

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out of the game
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
My alliance needs me right now
The forums are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

My game...

Take my word for it I didn't lie
I followed the rules I did comply
I've played the game for many years
Come on please take this ban away
I can't even count how many days are left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game
This type of post seems beneath you.
If humor is beneath him, it's too late.
Humor as a response, sure. As a standalone post given his body of work, he's no Al Yankovic.

Well, as a songwriter myself, t's not bad.

DNA3000

Humor as a response, sure. As a standalone post given his body of work, he's no Al Yankovic.

Perhaps, but I have been known to occasionally post threads with some degree of humor or satire.

I've even been told that a few have gone on to be somewhat epic.

GroundedWisdom

Don't leave me in all this pain,
Please look up all of my in-game names,
Come on, Kabam. I'll be good!
Don't take my progress away.
I need to place,
War starts in 10.
I need to get path 9!
Come back and bring back the Shards that you gave me.
Un-ban my game.
I won't do it again.
Undo this mod that I used in Incursions and War.
You can keep the rewards.
Unlock my toons.
I've wasted so much time.
Un-ban my game.
(Not to outdo you, DNA. Just backing up the songwriting claim.)

Elite13

i'm in tears

firemoon712

What's the tone I gotta hear this nice song in tho?
'Cause my brain instantly went to Arch Enemy and/or Slipknot tones.

DNA3000

What's the tone I gotta hear this nice song in tho?
'Cause my brain instantly went to Arch Enemy and/or Slipknot tones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE

SpideyFunko

this is the type of quality content this forum needs

beautifully written dna
(apologies if this comes up twice i got subjected to the dreaded approval message)

FrostGiantLord

Please release this masterpiece on Spotify, @DNA3000 has a promising future as a musician.

odishika123

How about 'man enough for me', for a challenge the 'burna boy' version 'last last'

Nigerian?