I've started watching the 1979 Spiderwoman series again on D+ and OMFG, it's so lame. Even excusing the fact it was made in 45 years ago for kids... It's still really, really bad.
Like, episode 2 has Dormammu trying to create permanent night by halting the Moon's movement during a solar eclipse. His method? Crash a rocket carrying a space telescope satellite into the Moon. I'm like, Mate, that ain't going to achieve $h!t, besides the fact it takes a literal WEEK to fly from Earth to the Moon. Then, at the end, Spiderwoman deflects a beam Dormammu fires at her with a satellite dish and it hits the Moon and pushes it *backwards* in its orbit to unblock the sun.
episode 3 has some Amazons show up and rob Fort Knox and Spiderwoman's annoying kid nephew comes up to her in her civilian identity and say something like, 'hey they're Amazons, you know where they're from? The Amazon river! Where there's a lost city of Incan gold!'
I was like, AMAZONS ARE GREEK YOU DUMB BASTICH!
Trying to binge the series to get it over with, but godsdamn it's hard work. And I thought the 1981 Spider-Man was bad...
Why did I never hate Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends this much, even though the whole Video-Man thing was dumb?
I've started watching the 1979 Spiderwoman series again on D+ and OMFG, it's so lame. Even excusing the fact it was made in 45 years ago for kids... It's still really, really bad.
Like, episode 2 has Dormammu trying to create permanent night by halting the Moon's movement during a solar eclipse. His method? Crash a rocket carrying a space telescope satellite into the Moon. I'm like, Mate, that ain't going to achieve $h!t, besides the fact it takes a literal WEEK to fly from Earth to the Moon. Then, at the end, Spiderwoman deflects a beam Dormammu fires at her with a satellite dish and it hits the Moon and pushes it *backwards* in its orbit to unblock the sun.
episode 3 has some Amazons show up and rob Fort Knox and Spiderwoman's annoying kid nephew comes up to her in her civilian identity and say something like, 'hey they're Amazons, you know where they're from? The Amazon river! Where there's a lost city of Incan gold!'
I was like, AMAZONS ARE GREEK YOU DUMB BASTICH!
Trying to binge the series to get it over with, but godsdamn it's hard work. And I thought the 1981 Spider-Man was bad...
Why did I never hate Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends this much, even though the whole Video-Man thing was dumb?
episode 3 has some Amazons show up and rob Fort Knox and Spiderwoman's annoying kid nephew comes up to her in her civilian identity and say something like, 'hey they're Amazons, you know where they're from? The Amazon river! Where there's a lost city of Incan gold!'
I was like, AMAZONS ARE GREEK YOU DUMB BASTICH!
Actually, while the Amazons were described in Greek mythology, they are not, in the stories, actually Greek. They supposedly come from a land outside of Greece, probably to the northeast where modern Turkey or Iran are today.
Nowhere near South America, but not exactly Greece either.
episode 3 has some Amazons show up and rob Fort Knox and Spiderwoman's annoying kid nephew comes up to her in her civilian identity and say something like, 'hey they're Amazons, you know where they're from? The Amazon river! Where there's a lost city of Incan gold!'
I was like, AMAZONS ARE GREEK YOU DUMB BASTICH!
Actually, while the Amazons were described in Greek mythology, they are not, in the stories, actually Greek. They supposedly come from a land outside of Greece, probably to the northeast where modern Turkey or Iran are today.
Nowhere near South America, but not exactly Greece either.
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Like, episode 2 has Dormammu trying to create permanent night by halting the Moon's movement during a solar eclipse. His method? Crash a rocket carrying a space telescope satellite into the Moon. I'm like, Mate, that ain't going to achieve $h!t, besides the fact it takes a literal WEEK to fly from Earth to the Moon. Then, at the end, Spiderwoman deflects a beam Dormammu fires at her with a satellite dish and it hits the Moon and pushes it *backwards* in its orbit to unblock the sun.
episode 3 has some Amazons show up and rob Fort Knox and Spiderwoman's annoying kid nephew comes up to her in her civilian identity and say something like, 'hey they're Amazons, you know where they're from? The Amazon river! Where there's a lost city of Incan gold!'
I was like, AMAZONS ARE GREEK YOU DUMB BASTICH!
Trying to binge the series to get it over with, but godsdamn it's hard work. And I thought the 1981 Spider-Man was bad...
Why did I never hate Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends this much, even though the whole Video-Man thing was dumb?
Nowhere near South America, but not exactly Greece either.