BG Opponent on final round: *Now I'm gonna put Bullseye on D since they are out of counters*

Terminatrix

Me: Ok







😆

Terminatrix

Kabam...I'm gonna need that 7* CMM like, right now lol

ItsClobberinTime

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

laserjohn26

That had zero to do with cmm and everything to do with Ol' boy putting up less than 7000 points.

BeastDad

Weird flex when you are playing against the talentless.

Emilia90

Love CMM and yeah she’s great but like everyone else said, this doesn’t really prove much lol. She’s not a very good bullseye counter, but she can manage him decently

Barrier Reef

The dude you played against was terrible, that’s all. Lol

BringPopcorn

🍪

Priyabrata

How do you lose to iron heart that badly bruh lmao😭😭 . You can't even use the can't dodge specials excuse with this one, literally everyone was given a 3* version for free in the mail

willrun4adonut

My guess is that they are throwing matches to remain in lower tiers (to farm points with elder marks), but making it look like they are putting up a fight. That round 3 shouldn't have happened.

GrO_ot78

Any champ can beat Bullseye, just any champ…doing it without taking damage yourself, is the only hard thing about him.

PenguinJim

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

ItsClobberinTime

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

I have never read a comment that screams "I'm a 40 year old virgin" more than this one. I'm happy for you though, or sorry that happened.

Vegeta9001

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

That's just sad dude. Ain't no way that's a real scenario. The word "daughter" would've made more sense because ain't no way a grown woman wants you to pick her up, run around the house with her and then sit down for cookies.

ItsClobberinTime

Vegeta9001 said:

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

That's just sad dude. Ain't no way that's a real scenario. The word "daughter" would've made more sense because ain't no way a grown woman wants you to pick her up, run around the house with her and then sit down for cookies.

Of course it's not, he probably saw it in a movie and thought "yep that's what relationships are like"... Boy is he in for a treat lmao.

Rayven5220

Dude slipped up bad, got smacked, and that's your flex? I can't even....

PenguinJim

ItsClobberinTime said:

Vegeta9001 said:

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

That's just sad dude. Ain't no way that's a real scenario. The word "daughter" would've made more sense because ain't no way a grown woman wants you to pick her up, run around the house with her and then sit down for cookies.

Of course it's not, he probably saw it in a movie and thought "yep that's what relationships are like"... Boy is he in for a treat lmao.

Errr... OK. I mean, I've picked up my wife and run around the house with her about two or three times this year (although to be honest, I couldn't say if it was during a BG match or not). A few weeks ago my friend answered his door with his wife on his back. Hell, I've even picked up that friend a few times (but not in a couple of years, I think!). I'm genuinely sorry to hear you think that kind of fun is impossible - did you grow up in a miserable family? Are all your friends also lifeless and dull? But at least in your entire history of BG matches, you never scored under 10K points for any reason, so you've still got plenty to be happy about. Congratulations!

Emilia90

ItsClobberinTime said:

Vegeta9001 said:

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

That's just sad dude. Ain't no way that's a real scenario. The word "daughter" would've made more sense because ain't no way a grown woman wants you to pick her up, run around the house with her and then sit down for cookies.

Of course it's not, he probably saw it in a movie and thought "yep that's what relationships are like"... Boy is he in for a treat lmao.

I’m gonna use that excuse whenever I fumble a match. New MCOC copypasta

Darkraw346

Bro lost to Ironheart

captain_rogers

Emilia90 said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

Vegeta9001 said:

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

That's just sad dude. Ain't no way that's a real scenario. The word "daughter" would've made more sense because ain't no way a grown woman wants you to pick her up, run around the house with her and then sit down for cookies.

Of course it's not, he probably saw it in a movie and thought "yep that's what relationships are like"... Boy is he in for a treat lmao.

I’m gonna use that excuse whenever I fumble a match. New MCOC copypasta

Or the more classic excuse - "My dog ate my phone"

PT_99

Bro cooked but all he did was boil the water.

Terminatrix

Omg y'all..seriously? Lmao. This isn't a flex 😂😂😂 I simply had fun using CMM against Bullseye because of her utility. Players have become so reliant on Bullseye that they think he'll be an automatic win, but here he wasn't.

Maybe I should have been more clear about that? 🤔😂

BG's is not that important to me. It's all fun. I couldn't care less about winning a BG match.

ItsClobberinTime

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

Vegeta9001 said:

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

That's just sad dude. Ain't no way that's a real scenario. The word "daughter" would've made more sense because ain't no way a grown woman wants you to pick her up, run around the house with her and then sit down for cookies.

Of course it's not, he probably saw it in a movie and thought "yep that's what relationships are like"... Boy is he in for a treat lmao.

Errr... OK. I mean, I've picked up my wife and run around the house with her about two or three times this year (although to be honest, I couldn't say if it was during a BG match or not). A few weeks ago my friend answered his door with his wife on his back. Hell, I've even picked up that friend a few times (but not in a couple of years, I think!). I'm genuinely sorry to hear you think that kind of fun is impossible - did you grow up in a miserable family? Are all your friends also lifeless and dull? But at least in your entire history of BG matches, you never scored under 10K points for any reason, so you've still got plenty to be happy about. Congratulations! </p>

Picking someone up, running around the house and eating cookies is "fun" for you? How old are you 12?
My life isn't dull or miserable lol it's just easy to tell when someone is projecting (and obviously lying) because theirs actually is. You got so hurt by a comment that wasn't even directed at you, you made up a whole story to justify the fact that you're bad at something as insignificant as a mobile game.

Congratulations on marrying your childhood imaginary best friend though! Wish you and Goongie Gink the best 😉

ItsClobberinTime

Emilia90 said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

Vegeta9001 said:

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

That's just sad dude. Ain't no way that's a real scenario. The word "daughter" would've made more sense because ain't no way a grown woman wants you to pick her up, run around the house with her and then sit down for cookies.

Of course it's not, he probably saw it in a movie and thought "yep that's what relationships are like"... Boy is he in for a treat lmao.

I’m gonna use that excuse whenever I fumble a match. New MCOC copypasta

"You only won because I had to drop my phone all of a sudden, pick up my wife, run around the house and then eat cookies with her, she's so silly!"

There's your copypasta 🤣

DanielRand

willrun4adonut said:

My guess is that they are throwing matches to remain in lower tiers (to farm points with elder marks), but making it look like they are putting up a fight. That round 3 shouldn't have happened.

How can you seriously think anyone is farming points? What could possibly be the benefit?

captain_rogers

DanielRand said:

willrun4adonut said:

My guess is that they are throwing matches to remain in lower tiers (to farm points with elder marks), but making it look like they are putting up a fight. That round 3 shouldn't have happened.

How can you seriously think anyone is farming points? What could possibly be the benefit?

They just want the solo milestone/solo objective reward, which is easier to earn at lower tiers

Skyfaw

DanielRand said:

willrun4adonut said:

My guess is that they are throwing matches to remain in lower tiers (to farm points with elder marks), but making it look like they are putting up a fight. That round 3 shouldn't have happened.

How can you seriously think anyone is farming points? What could possibly be the benefit?

7* sig stones

laserjohn26

ItsClobberinTime said:

PenguinJim said:

ItsClobberinTime said:

I mean, to be fair if you had been playing against someone with a brain you 100% would've lost that one 😆 rip that bozo though, no idea how they screwed that up so bad

Sometimes my wife jumps on me while I'm playing BG and I have to drop my phone and pick her up and run around the house with her until we finally end up in the kitchen and sit down for a coffee and a cookie while watching the birds and squirrels through the window in our garden and later I come back to my phone and discover I've lost a BG match in a little game I sometimes play on my phone.

But hey, you keep doing your Loki laughs whenever you win a BG match. Everyone has different priorities.

I have never read a comment that screams "I'm a 40 year old virgin" more than this one. I'm happy for you though, or sorry that happened.

Bag of sand

Terminatrix

Emilia90 said:

Love CMM and yeah she’s great but like everyone else said, this doesn’t really prove much lol. She’s not a very good bullseye counter, but she can manage him decently

Y'all are looking too deep into this. Smh

ItsClobberinTime

Terminatrix said:

Emilia90 said:

Love CMM and yeah she’s great but like everyone else said, this doesn’t really prove much lol. She’s not a very good bullseye counter, but she can manage him decently

Y'all are looking too deep into this. Smh

I mean, this isn't the first time you've tried flexing a terrible match on the forums. You did it before against Bullseye with Storm and claimed it was "too easy" yet you lost 25% health lol.
People are just pointing out this isn't a flex just like that other post.

Emilia90

Terminatrix said:

Emilia90 said:

Love CMM and yeah she’s great but like everyone else said, this doesn’t really prove much lol. She’s not a very good bullseye counter, but she can manage him decently

Y'all are looking too deep into this. Smh

You only won because your opponent had to drop his phone all of a sudden, pick up his wife, run around the house and then eat cookies with her, she's so silly