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April Fools Ruined My Life

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a young man who spent 500 units on a CGR PFP. Ever since that day the man knew he must never unequip it. For if he did, his baby units who have arisen to heaven would look down on him in shame. So the man didn't. He grew to be an old man and he still had it equipped.
Then out of nowhere it's gone! The man scrambled to find it and he couldn't. The units in heaven weren't babies anymore and instantly smitted him! Now, the man sits in the hospital with third degree burns covering every inch of his body. All because of the April Fool's joke.
Then out of nowhere it's gone! The man scrambled to find it and he couldn't. The units in heaven weren't babies anymore and instantly smitted him! Now, the man sits in the hospital with third degree burns covering every inch of his body. All because of the April Fool's joke.
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(Yup still sounds weird)
@BringPopcorn @NoahSansman
Close enough!