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April Fools Ruined My Life

NoahSansmanNoahSansman Member Posts: 558 ★★★
edited April 1 in General Discussion
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a young man who spent 500 units on a CGR PFP. Ever since that day the man knew he must never unequip it. For if he did, his baby units who have arisen to heaven would look down on him in shame. So the man didn't. He grew to be an old man and he still had it equipped.

Then out of nowhere it's gone! The man scrambled to find it and he couldn't. The units in heaven weren't babies anymore and instantly smitted him! Now, the man sits in the hospital with third degree burns covering every inch of his body. All because of the April Fool's joke.

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  • DemonzfyreDemonzfyre Member Posts: 23,370 ★★★★★
    It will be reverted after today.
  • BringPopcornBringPopcorn Member Posts: 9,818 ★★★★★
    NoahSansman said:

    I see why you'd think that but behold. Hit monkey is CGR. Think about it. They both have legs and they both crit a lot

    I am trying to come up with a good mash up; but I don't think Cosmic Hit Monkey Rider sounds right ..
  • kvirrkvirr Member Posts: 2,180 ★★★★★
    Chovner said:

    BringPopcorn said:

    NoahSansman said:

    I see why you'd think that but behold. Hit monkey is CGR. Think about it. They both have legs and they both crit a lot

    I am trying to come up with a good mash up; but I don't think Cosmic Hit Monkey Rider sounds right ..
    AI to the rescue.... Now..... Can like a Kabam Dev actually make this a real character? I might be convinced to actually pay for this Ghost Rider/Hit Monkey hybrid lol:











    beautiful
  • BringPopcornBringPopcorn Member Posts: 9,818 ★★★★★
    edited April 1
    I love those monkey riders!
    (Yup still sounds weird)
  • NoahSansmanNoahSansman Member Posts: 558 ★★★
    edited April 1
    AI didn't give him a fish bowl :(
  • NoahSansmanNoahSansman Member Posts: 558 ★★★
    No bro how would a monkey in outer space breathe? He needs a fish bowl on his head like the real deal
  • BringPopcornBringPopcorn Member Posts: 9,818 ★★★★★
    NoahSansman said:

    No bro how would a monkey in outer space breathe? He needs a fish bowl on his head like the real deal

    He is from another planet, doesn't mean he came in a bike, why would you wear a fishbowl inside the spaceship?... Gah you are making me mad dude..
  • VendemiaireVendemiaire Member Posts: 2,373 ★★★★★
    NoahSansman said:

    I see why you'd think that but behold. Hit monkey is CGR. Think about it. They both have legs and they both crit a lot

    This is the Plot Twist of the year.
  • ChovnerChovner Member Posts: 1,354 ★★★★★
    edited April 2
    You’re both making me do this!!!!!!!

    @BringPopcorn @NoahSansman




  • ChovnerChovner Member Posts: 1,354 ★★★★★
    My phone will never be the same



  • Herbal_TaxmanHerbal_Taxman Member Posts: 2,641 ★★★★★
    kvirr said:

    Chovner said:

    BringPopcorn said:

    NoahSansman said:

    I see why you'd think that but behold. Hit monkey is CGR. Think about it. They both have legs and they both crit a lot

    I am trying to come up with a good mash up; but I don't think Cosmic Hit Monkey Rider sounds right ..
    AI to the rescue.... Now..... Can like a Kabam Dev actually make this a real character? I might be convinced to actually pay for this Ghost Rider/Hit Monkey hybrid lol:











    beautiful
    Monkey in the flaming boater hat and studded jacket is something else.
  • SirGamesBondSirGamesBond Member Posts: 8,087 ★★★★★


    Close enough!
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