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Hello mods!

I just wanna make an appreciation post for all mods as they all do what they can and even though the game is in this state of.................. well bad, I just wanted to thank all the mods for working hard to satisfy the play base. Thank you guys for all your hard work and keep it up!!!
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It’s soooo funny.
At first you made it look like you were appreciating the mods.
BUT THEN, you said stuff was bad.
BUT THEN AND THEN, you said sucky uppy nice stuff.
Totally had me from start to finish.
I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
(by Allan Sherman, dashes added for lyrical pauses, to sing along)
Hello Muddah, — hello Fadduh.
Here I am at — Camp Granada.
Camp is very — entertaining.
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
*Continues to complain about how miserable Camp is. poison ivy, alligators, malaria, etc, and wanting to come home.
(then Kabam issues Compensation…)
Wait a minute, — it's stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, — guys are sailing.
Playing baseball, — gee that's bettah.
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter.
Also, yes. I'm grateful for the staff. It's not easy being the hydrant to everyone's dog.
I am weird and often make atypical connections between things and pop culture. I'm like a less good-looking Tony Dinozzo. See, I did it again.