Vote Loki

The_Lokí · August 3

Citizens of Midgard.

I come before you not as a god, not as a prince, and certainly not as the villain some of you believe me to be. I come to you now… as your future rework champion.

You might be convinced to vote for Ghost Rider. But before making a decision, hear me out first.

1. "He’s a Spirit of Vengeance, Not a Leader."
My opponent may be good at vengeance, but that’s not leadership. You can't Penance Stare your way out of a diplomatic crisis.

2. "Uncontrollable Rage is a Liability."
When the Ghost Rider loses control, cities burn. When I lose control… well, at least it's poetic.

3. “Skeletons Don’t Poll Well."
Let’s be honest — the man’s head is a flaming skull. I might be a trickster, but I have a jawline.

4. "I Can Lie. That’s Leadership."
I am a god of diplomacy, of negotiation, of persuasion. He deals in absolutes. I deal in reality.

5. "Vengeance Is Not Justice."

This game needs justice, bug fixes, and clever policy. Not a flaming chain of retribution.

6. "Let's Talk Policy – If He Can."

Ask him his position on terrible AI and bugs. If you get anything other than growling and fire, I’ll vote for him myself.

7. “He Can’t Hide From His Past – But I Embrace Mine.”
He pretends he’s a hero, but his past is full of carnage. I’ve owned my past — and risen above it. That’s transformation. That’s leadership.

You can vote for fear, you can vote for fire… or you can vote for the only candidate who has already mastered both—and now chooses to wield them for you.

I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened… with the ambition to lead.