A polite request to Kabam HQ

Dear Kabam folk,

This isn't a grumble about your terrible AI, or the rampant monetisation of the game. It is a polite request: please can you make the female champions in the game ""less hot"? I refer in particular to the Dazzler, the exotic limey that is Capt. Britain, and, to my eyes (and burning loins) Magik.

I recently asked my long term girlfriend to dress up as Angela to spice things up after 3 years together. This polite request was received badly. We are no longer together, in part, I suspect to my well intentioned request. On the upside, the absence of a girlfriend has freed up time for Arenas and Battlegrounds. Silver linings.

For those Summoners that j'acuse moi of being a chauvinist or misogynist, well that's untrue. Some of my best friends are ladies. My mother is a lady.

And I know that your coders at Kabam have it in them to make ugly champions. Hulkling looks like Trump. Abomination is an abomination.

So do me a solid before my Tinder profile is reactivated, and reverse glow up the aforementioned champions. If you do, you'll have my appreciation as well as my wallet.

Lovingly
Mugs101

Comments

SirGamesBond

BringPopcorn

Too many doubts about this post, its sus. How can we prove your mom is a woman?

captain_rogers

Avg Friday post

Demonzfyre

Dear Kabam folk,

This isn't a grumble about your terrible AI, or the rampant monetisation of the game. It is a polite request: please can you make the female champions in the game ""less hot"? I refer in particular to the Dazzler, the exotic limey that is Capt. Britain, and, to my eyes (and burning loins) Magik.

I recently asked my long term girlfriend to dress up as Angela to spice things up after 3 years together. This polite request was received badly. We are no longer together, in part, I suspect to my well intentioned request. On the upside, the absence of a girlfriend has freed up time for Arenas and Battlegrounds. Silver linings.

For those Summoners that j'acuse moi of being a chauvinist or misogynist, well that's untrue. Some of my best friends are ladies. My mother is a lady.

And I know that your coders at Kabam have it in them to make ugly champions. Hulkling looks like Trump. Abomination is an abomination.

So do me a solid before my Tinder profile is reactivated, and reverse glow up the aforementioned champions. If you do, you'll have my appreciation as well as my wallet.

Lovingly
Mugs101

You're too early for a weekend post.

JFC the internet is a weird, weird place.

captain_rogers

Chat is this true?

Demonzfyre

Chat is this true?

BringPopcorn

Hulkling is green, Trump is orange
Not true

Buttehrs

Guess you should also refrain from reading comics then. Or watching TV. Or going outside. Matter of fact, never leave your house again or open your eyes. Should work out nicely for you.

Armageddøn

It’s for people like you that we couldn’t get the comic accurate Tigra costume

WhoDaPoo

Hulkling is green, Trump is orange
Not true

Today OP learns he is color blind.

GroundedWisdom

Dude. Take a cold shower.

Kabam (Osaurus) Rex