🎅💥 The Merc with a Sleigh: We Need a Santa Deadpool in MCoC 💥🎅
Kabam, my beautiful chaos engineers, hear my plea.
It’s the holiday season (eventually), and you know what that means time to crank the jolliness and the violence to eleven. And who better to deliver both than…
Santa. Freakin’. Deadpool.
We already have Deadpool. We have Deadpool (X-Force). Heck, we have Deadpool (gold).
But what we don’t have is the one true hero of Christmas:
🎄 Deadpool (Santa Variant) a.k.a. The Merc with a Sleigh. 🎄or SantaPool
Picture this:
• Dual candy-cane katanas that deal “Festive Bleed.”
• Special 1: Whips out a gift box grenade — “Boom! Merry Christmas to me!”
• Special 2: Throws coal at the opponent — “You’ve been naughty.”
• Special 3: Summons a sleigh, runs over the opponent, and drives off laughing into the night sky while snow (and maybe chimichangas) fall dramatically.
Signature Ability? “Ho-Ho-Heal Factor” - recovers health while quoting bad holiday movies.
Look, Kabam this is destiny. Deadpool already breaks the fourth wall. Let him break into the holiday event calendar too.
We’re not asking for much just a red suit, a fake beard, and a twinkle of insanity in his eye.
So I’m calling on the entire Battlerealm:
If you believe in the magic of Christmas and excessive sarcasm, say it loud:
🎅 We want Santapool! 🎅
#MakeMineMerry #TheMercWithASleigh
