Seatin using plain word to explain U lost!

Lordix

Again players have been mugged by oopsie daisy.
No need to be worried. U sent all of yours, all will be OURS!
Your dupes? Be happy!

Oh sorry, you chose that, now be quiet!
Or I will ban YOU!

FirstAvenger

Alright everyone I’ve taken it upon myself to translate this legendary poem because some of you may not speak… whatever language this is.

“Seatin using plain word to explain U lost!”
Translation: Seatin said something and apparently we all took an L. Why Exactly? Unknown.

“Again players have been mugged by oopsie daisy.”
Translation: Kabam made an oops and our wallets paid for it.

“No need to be worried. U sent all of yours, all will be OURS!”
Translation: We have voluntarily given everything we own to a mysterious collective. This is fine.

“Your dupes? Be happy!”
Translation: If you opened garbage you should celebrate. Why? Because reasons.

“Oh sorry, you chose that, now be quiet!”
Translation: You made a choice so you forfeit your right to speak forever. Harsh but apparently true.

“Or I will ban YOU!”
Translation: The plot twist nobody expected. Turns out he is Kabam now.