Master Mode Red Skull: a Contest of Champions story
Summoner: Okay team, we've already defeated Uncollected Red Skull a couple of times, we're just trying to clean up Master Mode here. All you have to do is not attack into his block and easy kill.
Team: No Problemo
Summoner: Magik, you're up. Should be easy kill for you.
Magik: Aye aye summoner.
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Summoner: Magik, what happened?
Magik: Sorry summoner. I lost my head. For some reason I went for SP2 to power lock, and then I attacked into his block and died.
Summoner: It happens. We have an entire team left to get him. Have a seat. Okay Voodoo, go finish him off.
Dr. Voodoo: Right away.
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Summoner: Voodoo, what was that?
Dr. Voodoo: I didn't hit into his block.
Summoner: Yeah, but you used SP2 and pushed him to SP2.
Dr. Voodoo: I thought I could power burn him back down. I must have forgotten about his power gain.
Summoner: You and that SP2. Fine, take a break. Iceman, just whittle him down please. Hit, hit, hit, bait. Nothing fancy, just let him come to you.
Iceman: Gotcha.
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Summoner: Seriously? You're goddam Iceman. All you do is hit people. No power control, no fancy specials, just hit people. What went wrong here?
Iceman: Sorry, I got bored and tried to detonate my frostbite stacks. You know we've been at this for longer than the rest of the path already?
Summoner: Sigh. Just go sit down. Blade?
Blade: zzzz
Summoner: Blade! Wake up!
Blade: zzsnogr-wha?
Summoner: You're up. Red Skull.
Blade: This is a master mode map. Why am I doing anything on a master mode map? Where's Iceman and Voodoo?
Summoner: Dead.
Blade: Did the devs sneak a Thanos on this map?
Summoner: Shut up and get in there.
Blade: Fine.
Summoner: And don't push him to SP2.
Blade: Fine.
SUmmoner: And don't hit...
Blade: ... hit into block, right right I got it.
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Summoner. Really?
Blade: ... I hit into block.
Summoner. Archangel, he has like five hundred points of health left. Just parry him to death please. Don't attack. Don't move. Don't do anything. Just parry, please.
Archangel: Should be fine.
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Archangel: You know the good news is your level 1 revives are overflowing.
Summoner: kiss my a$$ Archangel.
