I decided to make a funny story about me tackling uncollected aegon
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Me: Alright I have 11 max 4 stars and 1 r4 5 star Nebula to choose from. Who should I take?
Domino: Pick me!
Corvus: No, pick me! I am much better than her!
Domino: Oh please, don't make me bring up your performance in the 5.2 buffet quest.
Thing: Pick me! I am very strong!
Domino: He just ranked you up a few days ago. He barely has any experience playing you!
Me: She's not wrong.
Thing: C'mon man!
Me: Ok, I'll take Corvus, Domino, Magik, Gwenpool and Doc Oc. I'll leave AA, Electro, Moon Knight, Iceman, Thing, Hype, and Nebula
Nebula: What! But I have the attack synergy! I can take down the boss with my shocks easily!
AA: Me too!
Me: He's debuff immune
Nebula and AA: ...
Moon Knight: Why do I always get left out?
Me: We've talked about this...
Electro: I can do 10k damage on a single sp2!
Me: Corvus can do that.
Hyperion and Iceman: What about us? We're always on AW defense!
Me: Iceman I just used you for 5.3! Hyperion, I know I haven't used you much lately but we'll be doing the cosmic quest in 5.3 soon!
Enters Quest
Me: Ok corvus, take out vulture
Corvus: Done!
Domino: What took you so long?
Corvus: It was my first fight! Chillax!
Me: Ok gwen, take out antman.
Gwen: Done! My bleeds melted him!
Me: Great job! Ok Corvus, take Cap IW.
Corvus: Done!
Domino: Did you enjoy his glancing?
Corvus: I handled it perfectly!
Domino: Your health bar says differently.
Corvus: Shut up!
Me: Ok, annihilus up next.
Magik: I've got this
Magik: Dies. He's so strong!
Me: Ok gwen, take a shot at him!
Gwen: Done!
Me: Great job on those intercepts!
Gwen: Thanks!
Me: Ok Corvus, take down Hulkbuster
Corvus: Done! He dropped like a fly!
Domino: Why are you celebrating over Hulkbuster?
Corvus: You're so annoying
Me: Ok, last fight: Ebony maw! Gwen take a shot!
Gwen: Dies. He's so annoying!
Me: Doc oc you're up
Doc Oc: Dies. I hate this guy. Someone kill this peasant.
Domino: Doc Oc, you've literally done nothing during this quest.
Doc Oc: Neither have you!
Domino: I'm on boss duty!
Me: Finish him domino.
Domino: Done! He took half my health though.
Corvus: Haha
Domino: You wouldn't have done any better.
Corvus: ...
Me: Ok time for the boss. Take your shot domino!
In the fight:
Domino: This guy's annoying. I have activated one sp 3 and he's at 50%. Gotta remove the revival charges. Fires another sp3. Didn't have lucky this time so only got him down to 30%. All charges are removed!
Me: You're doing great!
Domino: Fires Sp3. He's dead!
Corvus: Took you long enough!
Domino: Oh please! I got the one shot and recieved zero hits! That was an amazing fight!
Gwen: Let's peek at Silver Surfer in the next quest!
Me: Ok fine.
Enters Quest.
Corvus: This looks hard.
Domino: Hey what's that Lifecycle node on Silver Surfer?
To Be Continued
Domino: Pick me!
Corvus: No, pick me! I am much better than her!
Domino: Oh please, don't make me bring up your performance in the 5.2 buffet quest.
Thing: Pick me! I am very strong!
Domino: He just ranked you up a few days ago. He barely has any experience playing you!
Me: She's not wrong.
Thing: C'mon man!
Me: Ok, I'll take Corvus, Domino, Magik, Gwenpool and Doc Oc. I'll leave AA, Electro, Moon Knight, Iceman, Thing, Hype, and Nebula
Nebula: What! But I have the attack synergy! I can take down the boss with my shocks easily!
AA: Me too!
Me: He's debuff immune
Nebula and AA: ...
Moon Knight: Why do I always get left out?
Me: We've talked about this...
Electro: I can do 10k damage on a single sp2!
Me: Corvus can do that.
Hyperion and Iceman: What about us? We're always on AW defense!
Me: Iceman I just used you for 5.3! Hyperion, I know I haven't used you much lately but we'll be doing the cosmic quest in 5.3 soon!
Enters Quest
Me: Ok corvus, take out vulture
Corvus: Done!
Domino: What took you so long?
Corvus: It was my first fight! Chillax!
Me: Ok gwen, take out antman.
Gwen: Done! My bleeds melted him!
Me: Great job! Ok Corvus, take Cap IW.
Corvus: Done!
Domino: Did you enjoy his glancing?
Corvus: I handled it perfectly!
Domino: Your health bar says differently.
Corvus: Shut up!
Me: Ok, annihilus up next.
Magik: I've got this
Magik: Dies. He's so strong!
Me: Ok gwen, take a shot at him!
Gwen: Done!
Me: Great job on those intercepts!
Gwen: Thanks!
Me: Ok Corvus, take down Hulkbuster
Corvus: Done! He dropped like a fly!
Domino: Why are you celebrating over Hulkbuster?
Corvus: You're so annoying
Me: Ok, last fight: Ebony maw! Gwen take a shot!
Gwen: Dies. He's so annoying!
Me: Doc oc you're up
Doc Oc: Dies. I hate this guy. Someone kill this peasant.
Domino: Doc Oc, you've literally done nothing during this quest.
Doc Oc: Neither have you!
Domino: I'm on boss duty!
Me: Finish him domino.
Domino: Done! He took half my health though.
Corvus: Haha
Domino: You wouldn't have done any better.
Corvus: ...
Me: Ok time for the boss. Take your shot domino!
In the fight:
Domino: This guy's annoying. I have activated one sp 3 and he's at 50%. Gotta remove the revival charges. Fires another sp3. Didn't have lucky this time so only got him down to 30%. All charges are removed!
Me: You're doing great!
Domino: Fires Sp3. He's dead!
Corvus: Took you long enough!
Domino: Oh please! I got the one shot and recieved zero hits! That was an amazing fight!
Gwen: Let's peek at Silver Surfer in the next quest!
Me: Ok fine.
Enters Quest.
Corvus: This looks hard.
Domino: Hey what's that Lifecycle node on Silver Surfer?
To Be Continued
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Focus on the summoner and his team. Corvus: Boss should we be worried right about now?
Summoner: Ignore them clearly there isn't enough therapy in this realm or battleworld that would help those two with their deep hatred for each other.
*blurred background with colorful dictionary of words being used*
Summomer: Blade what the hell you doing and where the hell you got popcorn in this realm??
Blade: Shhh!! I am reading their lips and trying to read what they saying! Oh dang they just brought their momma into this, huh do they even have a momma??
Summoner: Ugh! Moving on, Domino what is your report of the battle field we bout encounter??
Domino: there is a lifecycle path with mighty charge our first fight on that path is Abomination and i just witnessed him doing some stretches in his tights! Something i will never unsee now.
Summoner: Ok you gonna need therapy asap. Masacre!!!
Masacre: Whats up boss?
Summoner: after Red Hulk beats Abomination your up next so you gotta be on your A game understood?
Masacre: Si Sĕnor!!
*Summoner yells at the brothers and tells them to knock it off* Now we resume back to the commentary booth.
T:I will deal with you later brother!. Let us begin the fight ladies and gentleman this month will test the willpower and courage of the summoner and see if he will prevail victorious
G: But before summoner can go on and fight lets take a look who he will be fighting against. First up is Abomination with his green tights tho not sure if he ever washed them..following him is WW2 America first avenger then comes Spidey Gwen that fight will be interesting and finally OG Marvel which leads to ÆGON the boss.
T: Lets head over to my daugther carina as she is standing by ÆGON.
Carina: ÆGON, You have anything to say to the summoner??
ÆGON: Prepare to fight and lose!!
Carina: Oh wow powerful words, back to you guys.
G: Powerful words indeed, Taneleer do you think your pet project can win??
T: Not doubt he has saved the realm many times.
G: Looks like summoner was successful in beating The Champion and Howard the Duck
T
Summoner: GR and Corvus i know you guys are bruised up a bit but we got this.
Red Hulk: step aside weaklings i am bout to whoop Abomination butt.
T: There goes Abomination as he didnt stand a chance against RH
G: He got lucky is all
T: Jealousy doesn't look too well on you
G: Zip it brother!
Summoner: Good Job RH. Goes to give high five and get a burn from it. **** should of waited for him to cool off!!
Masacre: My Turn!
T: Another one bites the dust but will spidey gwen get revenge on the summoner?
G: she will no doubt
Summoner: come on masacre you can do it
Masacre: you bout to go down * Spidey Gwen evades and does a Sp1 that sends Masacre flying back to the summoner!
Blade: What the hell!!
Summoner: This what happens when she was a meme for years that her sp1 is actually unblockable if you are caught off guard!
G: Haha! Mexican Deadpool went down swinging
T: Spidey Gwen has came out victorious apparently.
Summoner: Corvus finish her
Corvus: With pleasure!
T: Spidey Gwen is down for the count and that is why corvus is the best
G: why dont you marry him then!!
Summoner: we got Og Cap Marvel before ÆGON lets finish strong
Domino: This fight is mine!
G: Domino barely had to do much lifting and goes down Og Marvel
T: Seems your choice of defenders werent good ones after all!!!
G: Silence brother. You forgetting ÆGON has yet to fight.
Corvus:let me go first
Summoner: No! You are our last resort
RH: watch and learn ppl!
Summoner: RH all we learned was you getting beat by a 1 arm champion
RH: Grrrr!
GR: I will judge him for his crimes!
Summoner: Sorry GR but even you couldn't beat him
GR: I failed you boss
Blade: Finally my turn!!
Summoner: Seriously blade you wearing Team ÆGON shirt instead of mine wth!!!
Blade: This is for never ranking me to 5 and keep me at 4 all this years.
Summoner: even at 5 you still would of lost, did you least get ÆGON to sign your shirt??
Blade: We dont ever mention this to anyone ever! Got it!!!.
Domino: Laughs! Blade witness what a r5 domino can do!!!
Blade: *claps* great job at losing!! *hahaha*
Summoner: Enough! Corvus you are our last resort make this quick bc masacre need medical help
Corvus: Dont worry boss!.
T:There goes ÆGON and what a fight he put up. Maybe Brother you should chose someone better!!
G: Maybe i should've
T: Ladies and Gentleman this wraps up tonight edition of our show. Tune In next time as Summoner takes on Silver Surfer!!!
Now i dont see my hardwork either haha
It was really funny 😅 😆
I talked to Hamin today, and he's still bitter about the deletion of season 2.
Congrats!
Here's Season 1 with the links to what started it.
https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116959/a-summoner-and-his-champions-collective-thread/p1
When Hamin was first showing me Season 2, I begged that doofus to back it up... but noooooo.
He said he didn't have an app on his phone blah blah blah. Then I told him to copy and paste them on our mom's laptop and save.
But... as usual... he didn't listen to me... just like when we were kids.
That literally made me LOL
Me: Ok sparkles u are all ramped up...take a shot at him.He seems a little irritating so do ur best.
Sparkles: Ugh I hate that name...fine I am going.
2 minutes later
Sparkles: He is dead