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Piratepool entering the Contest!?!

Dear Kabam,

Piratepool here to make my case for entering the game since you decided to use my likeness without asking I might add! {iF iT wAS TrUe, tHAt iS. yUo bEGgEd tHeM tO lEt yOu jOiN...}

...Dude...

Anyways, as I was saying, you have brought me unto the Contest, and now I wanna play too.

I bring to the table the best of the Pools, cause, ya know, I am.

1. I’m not shiny...it goes without saying, {BuT GoNnA SaY iT AnYwAy}, my departure from the standard dress is a welcome addition to the Pool line up. Like a Regenerating Jack Sparrow.
2. I have the regen of Redpool and Goldie too. I’m constantly regenerating like my crimson brother, and have two big heals, one at 50% health and one at 18%. {mUcH mOrE ReLiAbLe tHaN Mr. ShInEy PaNtS. SeE, I CaN bE HeLPfUl tOo}
3. I have my trusty Cutlass that I forged from one of Venompool’s Carbonium Blades. {hE iS sTiLl iN hiDiNg} (Venompool is Scary. Shut Up!) So it slices and dices with the added Bonus of a long Heal Block. I Love That Sucker! {hE ReAlLy dOeS. I’vE bOrN WiTnEsS tO iT...}
4. What pirate would be complete without their trusty firearm. So ever in my hand is my...what did they call the old timey guns...{uZi¿}...what? No. The pirate pistols! Whatever. I’m from the future anyways, my pew pew of choice only looks old timey! It’s a little number I got off an alien job. Takes twenty seconds to charge each time but delivers a blast that will melt most. When I end a combo with a medium hit it incinerates and during cool down I can use it as a bludgeoned to smack around the competition.
5. I’ve got the crazy random stuns of Gwenpool, but a fighting style all my own! Yes, True Believers, I have a different move set from the other Pools. {yEaH, uS!!! wE’rE uNiQuE!}
6. I have the Duodenum Poke like Memepool {hEy! FuRy sYn mAkEs HiM vErY uSEfUl!}, BUT IT STACKS!
7. I think some of that pesky symbiote is still rattling around somewhere cause I keep getting random buffs, but sometimes it’s random debuffs I apply to defenders. Weird...{yEs, iT iS! iT lIkEs tO tICkLe mE aNd GiGgLe!!! tHaT’s hOw yOu BuFf uP! i’M NoT oK WiTh tHiS!!!} (I guess you’re right when you can be useful!)
8. All New Specials Too! I think I might throw a shark at you in one of them...{hE’lL bE RiDiNg oNe mArK mY wOrDs} I mean, I don’t think I’d be made about riding a shark, it’s not unprecedented. But a Sharkzooka, now that’s got some Pizzazz!
9. I don’t know much about Splatpool, so if he’s cool I’ll take some of that too! Bwahahaha! {i wOrRy aBoUt uS sOmEtImEs...}

I would appreciate your consideration for the Contest of Champions.
{PlEaSe, pLeAsE, PlEaSe!!!}

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    SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Posts: 21,805 ★★★★★
    what is this post
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    Chadpool1Chadpool1 Posts: 348
    Me having fun. 🙃
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    Chadpool1Chadpool1 Posts: 348



    CHECK THIS BAD BOY OUT!!!
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    Eb0ny-O-M4wEb0ny-O-M4w Posts: 13,764 ★★★★★
    Stop it.
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    SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Posts: 21,805 ★★★★★

    whys tht will o wisp . ?? . your a massuve hater i see you post soooo many comments tellung people to stop things an being negative . dude just scroll pqst if you dont like a post there is no reason at all for you to go out of yur way an take the time to write on something just to be a troll . go talk on a post tht you want to be on . an i kno by writing this im giving you wat yu want someone to argue with or "debate" brcause thats what you looking for but ive had my say . laterz

    I agree with this statement for the most part
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    Rayaan_2000Rayaan_2000 Posts: 655 ★★★

    Stop it.

    You're the perfect embodiment of your profile pic, I can almost imagine ebony maw looking at us condescendingly while we have bit of fun with piratepool
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    Rayaan_2000Rayaan_2000 Posts: 655 ★★★
    Chadpool1 said:

    Dear Kabam,

    Piratepool here to make my case for entering the game since you decided to use my likeness without asking I might add! {iF iT wAS TrUe, tHAt iS. yUo bEGgEd tHeM tO lEt yOu jOiN...}

    ...Dude...

    Anyways, as I was saying, you have brought me unto the Contest, and now I wanna play too.

    I bring to the table the best of the Pools, cause, ya know, I am.

    1. I’m not shiny...it goes without saying, {BuT GoNnA SaY iT AnYwAy}, my departure from the standard dress is a welcome addition to the Pool line up. Like a Regenerating Jack Sparrow.
    2. I have the regen of Redpool and Goldie too. I’m constantly regenerating like my crimson brother, and have two big heals, one at 50% health and one at 18%. {mUcH mOrE ReLiAbLe tHaN Mr. ShInEy PaNtS. SeE, I CaN bE HeLPfUl tOo}
    3. I have my trusty Cutlass that I forged from one of Venompool’s Carbonium Blades. {hE iS sTiLl iN hiDiNg} (Venompool is Scary. Shut Up!) So it slices and dices with the added Bonus of a long Heal Block. I Love That Sucker! {hE ReAlLy dOeS. I’vE bOrN WiTnEsS tO iT...}
    4. What pirate would be complete without their trusty firearm. So ever in my hand is my...what did they call the old timey guns...{uZi¿}...what? No. The pirate pistols! Whatever. I’m from the future anyways, my pew pew of choice only looks old timey! It’s a little number I got off an alien job. Takes twenty seconds to charge each time but delivers a blast that will melt most. When I end a combo with a medium hit it incinerates and during cool down I can use it as a bludgeoned to smack around the competition.
    5. I’ve got the crazy random stuns of Gwenpool, but a fighting style all my own! Yes, True Believers, I have a different move set from the other Pools. {yEaH, uS!!! wE’rE uNiQuE!}
    6. I have the Duodenum Poke like Memepool {hEy! FuRy sYn mAkEs HiM vErY uSEfUl!}, BUT IT STACKS!
    7. I think some of that pesky symbiote is still rattling around somewhere cause I keep getting random buffs, but sometimes it’s random debuffs I apply to defenders. Weird...{yEs, iT iS! iT lIkEs tO tICkLe mE aNd GiGgLe!!! tHaT’s hOw yOu BuFf uP! i’M NoT oK WiTh tHiS!!!} (I guess you’re right when you can be useful!)
    8. All New Specials Too! I think I might throw a shark at you in one of them...{hE’lL bE RiDiNg oNe mArK mY wOrDs} I mean, I don’t think I’d be made about riding a shark, it’s not unprecedented. But a Sharkzooka, now that’s got some Pizzazz!
    9. I don’t know much about Splatpool, so if he’s cool I’ll take some of that too! Bwahahaha! {i wOrRy aBoUt uS sOmEtImEs...}

    I would appreciate your consideration for the Contest of Champions.
    {PlEaSe, pLeAsE, PlEaSe!!!}

    This is a really cool post, but pLeAsE cut down on the mixed uppercase, lowercase font, it becomes really annoying after a certain point
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    WOLF_LINKWOLF_LINK Posts: 1,324 ★★★★
    Well, but the official picture is clearly showing Platinpool with a few pirate accessories. There’s always a long time between new Pool‘s and they kinda all require Cash.

    Classicpool, Goldpool, Platinpool ... expensive.
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    CrcrcrcCrcrcrc Posts: 7,940 ★★★★★
    WOLF_LINK said:

    Well, but the official picture is clearly showing Platinpool with a few pirate accessories. There’s always a long time between new Pool‘s and they kinda all require Cash.

    Classicpool, Goldpool, Platinpool ... expensive.

    I got platpool F2p
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    ButtehrsButtehrs Posts: 4,777 ★★★★★
    I want a brown pants pool.
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    Chadpool1Chadpool1 Posts: 348
    @Rayaan_2000
    I was going for his inner voice so I wanted them to be different since I couldn’t make the color different.
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