Thank you rng for such awesome pulls
Hàrshx23
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I bet no one has such a good luck as I have
Opened incursions crystal for nick and got king twig
Opened basic 5* and awakened this drunken master
What a day now I shall r5 them and completely explore act6
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Lol
Ok so diablo is the best champion in the game.
For one he has an A in his name. Because a is the first letter in the alphabet it obviously means hes the best.
Now you might say “loads of other people have an A in their names” but none of them are as special as diablo.
It takes a lot of skill to be like diablo. For one, it takes immense practice, skill, and determination to have the capacity to be that drunk.
Secondly you must be a learned and educated man in order to have the big brain to create those unique drinks. Thus diablo is “a man of science”.
Thirdly, diablo is actually a god. Once diablo was drinking, and he drank so much that he ascended. He started seeing stars and eventually became a star and now has the power of a 100 drinks.
Fourthly (is that a word?) diablo is a very technical, educated, and smart man. As we mentioned before he is a man of science, but did we mention he is a man of TECHNOLOGY.
In fact he went to MIT and legend says he made all his peers drunk. At MIT he invented a machine that has the ability to AUTOMATICALLY pour his drinks into his mouth. This got him a nobel peace prize cuz as you know, the more people are drunk the less they focus on killing others.
Now some may wonder how is diablo so good at being drunk and so smart? Now I tell you for one hes a god as I mentioned earlier, but also he has a set of mutated genes. Specifically the genes that dictate how much alcohol you can handle. These genes are wildly mutated for diablo and led to him being able to consume the alcohol.
Some people will ask “why is Diablo a mystic then” and let me answer.
Diablo is mystic because he is a man in myth. Almost no one knows who he is, but I do. And now that I have enlightened you he is no longer simply a legend. HE IS NOW A GOD.
Tldr: first of all go read this it took a while
Second of all this is prob gonna be deleted so rip.
Third: diablo > doom cuz diablo is smarter, diablo has better genes, diablo is a star, diablo is super skilled, diablo is an inventor, diablo is a man of science, and diablo has DRINKS FOR ALL.
CHEERS @Fluffy_paws
All hail Diablo, God of Alcohol.
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