Disclaimer: Regardless of what you're gonna see next, I do not recommend buying Cav crystals, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE F2P, or have any content to do, or masteries to get.
Now, what you're all here for:



Now some backstory. In short, I need the time that I'm spending on this game irl. But I keep telling myself stuff like, "just till summoner appreciation", or, "just till summer of pain". So I finally decided that the time investment and momentary gratification of opening crystals was not worth the marks I was losing in tests. You guys will know this, time that I spend on the game is not just the time I spend playing, but also I would be thinking about the game at other times. Anyway, I decided to leave and thought, might as well blow my units, cause I won't be playing for a year at least. Turns out the game doesn't want me to leave. Guillotine was a nice pull, but it's far from convincing me to keep playing. Now I just need to work on my addiction to trashing UC players on the forums.
Huh, looking back at this post, it didn't end up as "short" as I had intended. Then again, I posted the pictures above the text for a reason.