There was a free anything?

You guys at game. Central do a poo job of letting the average loyal Joe know of comps … feeling betrayed lately and leaving for good soon as possible it’s been years so it’s gonna hurt

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Rob0001

****.

obsidiman

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.

ahmynuts

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.

No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control

Josh2507

I don't understand what's going on here

MrSakuragi

That’s how they get you.

Gogi

I don't understand what's going on here

Nobody does.

BringPopcorn

Im trying to reverse translate it and it still doesn't make sense...

Finalfuryk

Yes..... no!

obsidiman

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control

Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?

willrun4adonut

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
And who's in charge of Central?

I'm pretty sure it's a homunculus.

M0NKEYNUTS

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?

Did you not read the thread?

Station handles comps.
Control lets Joe know about the comps.
Joe is in charge of Central.

I do not understand what is so difficult to comprehend here.

Thomildo

Best thread i’ve read so far this year. 👌

Priyabrata

I swear to god if this whole thing is a Joe mama joke...

WhoDaPoo

Central do a poo

That's my cousin!

Vanitelia

Bob: "What would you say you actually do here?"

Tom: "Well look, I already told you! I deal with the...customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills!"

phil56201

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?

Bases control Central at the Station.

GroundedWisdom

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?

Who's on Statkon. What's on Control. I don't know is on Central.

GroundedWisdom

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?
Bases control Central at the Station.

All your base are belong to us.

Joey_Joe_joe_27

It’s not the Central, Base, or the Station.
Compensation is given out by THE Assistant to the Regional Manager.

M0NKEYNUTS

It’s not the Central, Base, or the Station.
Compensation is given out by THE Assistant to the Regional Manager.

oh look everyone its a Joe. Joe, are you THE Joe? are you average and loyal?

if so can you comment on this poo job.

Ayden_noah1

What did I just read here. Nothing is making sense. I'm waiting for the punch line to make it make sense but I have a feeling there is no punch line.

obsidiman

It’s not the Central, Base, or the Station.
Compensation is given out by THE Assistant to the Regional Manager.

The assistant regional manger?

obsidiman

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?
Who's on Statkon. What's on Control. I don't know is on Central.

Third base?

obsidiman

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?
Bases control Central at the Station.

Who at the Bases helps with bad feelings over leaving the game?

And how exactly is poo involved?

Man this MCOC wetworks stuff sure is confusing...

Giantwalrus56

Despite not having any real understanding of the phase, definitely going to figure out how to incorporate "central do a poo" into my everyday dialogue... it's awesome

Kabam Miike

What are we talking about?

obsidiman

What are we talking about?

We're trying to figure out what Central is, where it is, and who's running it/in charge. There's also questions on how Control factors in and if Bases and the Station are one in the same or different entities.

C'mon @Kabam Miike... how is this NOT clear?

GroundedWisdom

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?
Who's on Statkon. What's on Control. I don't know is on Central.
Third base?

Yes. Gotta love Abbott and Costello.

obsidiman

Central isn't where comps are issued. Control does that.
No you've got it wrong. It's the station, not control
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. If the Station handles comps, what does Control do? And who's in charge of Central?
Who's on Statkon. What's on Control. I don't know is on Central.
Third base?
Yes. Gotta love Abbott and Costello.

Absolutely!

Solswerd

What are we talking about?

This is exactly what I would expect someone from Central would say......very suspicious