Twas the Night Before Banquet

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Twas the night before banquet
When all through Kabam
Not a champion was stirring
Not even Spiderham

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Ceti_Eel

The Superior Banquet Crystals were hung by the Chimney with care
In hope that a 7 star titan soon would be there.

kvirr

out of a titan many wish for screams hair,
just to receive patriots shield glare.

Capricious

The summoners were restless on the edge of their beds.
Ruminating about “Bad RNG” in their heads.

IronGladiator22

The summoners were restless on the edge of their beds.
Ruminating about “Bad RNG” in their heads.

They pondered, “if I did indeed get bad RNG,
I’d at least have something on the 25th, given for free”

But what that gift holds, that had yet to be seen
“Could it be a r3? Or perhaps an ag?”

Ashacekar

The apples tempt with their juicy grace,
While the keys hold mysteries in their place.
An apple to draw with a key you see,
The glorious guardians, set free.

JLordVileJ

The apples tempt with their juicy grace,
While the keys hold mysteries in their place.
An apple to draw with a key you see,
The glorious guardians, set free.

*you shall set free

JLordVileJ

Grinding arenas
Exploring quests
Getting all units to found
All for a banquet realm event
That shall grace every mcoc player around

Armageddøn

And here comes the grand banquet and the time comes for exorbitant flexes,
Just to receive from top 5% ranked rewards a 6* nexus.

Tony886

Hope all this arena will be worth it for us 🤑

JackTheSnack

Or will all that grinding just be a big bust?

JLordVileJ

out of a titan many wish for screams hair,
just to receive patriots shield glare.

Now it seems patriot might not be so bad
In just a month you would be glad
To have him
It would be the greatest gift
A buffed patriot
From a Titan
Is my wish

kvirr

out of a titan many wish for screams hair,
just to receive patriots shield glare.
Now it seems patriot might not be so bad
In just a month you would be glad
To have him
It would be the greatest gift
A buffed patriot
From a Titan
Is my wish

many summoners wish for a holiday gift
just to get a 6* nexus and call kabam a b-

Kingering_King

out of a titan many wish for screams hair,
just to receive patriots shield glare.
Now it seems patriot might not be so bad
In just a month you would be glad
To have him
It would be the greatest gift
A buffed patriot
From a Titan
Is my wish

many summoners wish for a holiday gift
just to get a 6* nexus and call kabam a b-

😂

Ayden_noah1

As Kabam grant every summoners their most desired wish
A free 7 star Quake and Magic is given out with a care
All of a sudden a loud bang can be heard
It awaken the summoner with much despair
They start up their game with great anticipation
Anticipation of excitment as they check on their 6 star team
Only to realize with horror
They had been asleep and it was all just a dream

FishSkin

As grievances aired on discord and forums alike,
Those with bitterness in their hearts were sent on a hike

kvirr

finally, the day was here.
Many summoners logged in with happiness near.

Just for kabam to stab us with killmongers spears.
Yes yes, kabam has left all of their summoners in many tears.

why oh why many summoners say, with anger and regret in buying crystals today.
but in the end of the day, we all must understand, kabam will glaze the whales

till the end of the day.