Analyzing the Summoner's Choice 2025 options

DNA3000DNA3000 Member, Guardian Posts: 19,952 Guardian
So last year I discovered the secret to Summoner Choice winners: darkest option wins. With that in mind, its time to analyze the 2025 options for maximum dark. In order of darkety darkness from lowest to highest:

#8: Echo
- Darkety Dark points: Orphan, sometimes villain, dresses in black
- Last because: Disqualified: deaf; cannot operate in the dark.

#7: Colleen Wing
- Darkety Dark points: none
- Low ranking because: Least dark option in entire Marvel Universe that doesn't actually glow in the dark.

#6: Hellcat
- Darkety Dark points: named after the netherworld, married son of Satan.
- Low ranking because: dresses like neon banana

#5: Power Man
- Darkety Dark points: can draw power from dead people
- Low ranking because: glows red when energized, dresses like half a banana

#4: Daredevil (Elektra)
- Darkety Dark points: Is Elektra, will probably be dead again soon, also is Elektra
- Only in the middle because: dresses in all red, not currently assassin (verification pending)

#3: Hunter's Moon
- Darkety Dark points: Fist of Konshu, moon deity.
- Not quite at the top because: the less crazy version of Moon Knight

#2: Mr. Knight
- Darkety Dark points: the good version of Moon Knight is still Moon Knight
- Didn't quite reach the top because: politeness, costume color scheme

#1: Shroud
- Darkety Dark points: Shroud = Batman + Daredevil + Cloak. Has even darker appearance than Shathra
- Number one because: All of the problems of Batman, Daredevil and Cloak minus the money and the teleportation. Color scheme is literally "nothing."

Comments

  • AjisdopeAjisdope Member Posts: 966 ★★★
    I appreciate the darkety dark scale of decision making. Now I know who to choose. 🤣😎👍
  • HalleyHalley Member Posts: 547 ★★★
    So gonna vote for Shroud
  • Wicket329Wicket329 Member Posts: 3,478 ★★★★★
    I’ve been waiting for this post since the options were made public, and it did not disappoint
  • ButtehrsButtehrs Member Posts: 6,339 ★★★★★
    Dressed like a banana. I'm dead.
  • EdisonLawEdisonLaw Member Posts: 8,557 ★★★★★
    Voting for either Shroud or Mr Knight
  • PT_99PT_99 Member Posts: 5,026 ★★★★★
    Me when I see hellcat
    #1 💯🎉
  • peixemacacopeixemacaco Member Posts: 3,734 ★★★★

    Yellow 🟡and blue🔵 wins
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