Naughty Symbioid

I know I am expecting too much but my little guy has already bit my leg and piddled on the carpet. I suspect taking care of him might be a bigger challenge than I originally thought.

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Epsilon3

Cryptic_Cobra wrote: »

thats strange, mine has been a little angel so far... Guess I'm just a better caretaker then you guys

No your Symbiote is plotting to kill you in your sleep. According to the caretakers manual, of your Symbiote is too well behaved it’s likely planning something

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Woody_feder

Mine brought down the game servers

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jaydub

My little symbiote escaped tonight, little guy must have been hungry. He's been craving electrical cables, he infiltrated the main office and found his way to Kabam's server room and started munching on whatever he could find.

Fhfjghhggggjfhfjg

My symbiod invited some of his symbiod buddies and they've almost destroyed my house. Hopefully if i get some symbiod treats they'll settle down

Scopeotoe987

My symbiote is not amazing and not great he s*#!$ on the bed and next to the litter box and pees in the water bowl, but on the other side he can do a back flip! Still good right?...Right?

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TheBlackDefense

Mine's change my 5* star drop rates to 3* kamala khan 100%

St333lll

You guys have it easy. Mine charmed my wife, ran away with her to Paris and took the kids... And the dog...

godsquad891

St333lll wrote: »

You guys have it easy. Mine charmed my wife, ran away with her to Paris and took the kids... And the dog...

I bet you really loved that Dog !

Duke_Silver

Update: my symbiote has left my neighbours cat but he’s now proceeding to raid my refrigerator... now I’m out of Apple juice.

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MoldyFingers

it tore one of my eyes out...

Killerkatana13

Mine ate my family and learned how to parry and dexterity. Now he challenged me to see who can finish act 5 the fastest.

The_Boss9

Mine is blue, Is that normal? Not sure what doctor to visit...

Whododo872

Killerkatana13 wrote: »

Mine ate my family and learned how to parry and dexterity. Now he challenged me to see who can finish act 5 the fastest.

You’re gonna win that one
Symbioids can’t enter act 5 mwahahaha

Wally_Woofer

The_Boss9 wrote: »

Mine is blue, Is that normal? Not sure what doctor to visit...

Everyone else was talking about their symbioid, you might want to get that looked at....

Whododo872

Important update: My symbioid is no longer pretending to shoot webs. He actually IS shooting webs. Just got shot when I walked in my house. He’s laughing at me as I write this

What a goofball

XxOriginalxX

Mines trying to convince me to let it into freedom and an offering me a title? Don’t know what that means, but he wants freedom

Hammerbro_64

Now my Symbiote came to work with me, ate my boss, and is now calling in each employee one at a time for a...private chat...it’s alright. I never liked Derick anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️

DeadJoe543

My Symbiote bonded with my 5 star Iron Patriot and now calls himself Venomous Patriot and he is the best champion in the game. He managed to go into Labyrinth of Legends and kill everyone in one hit. I think this is a good thing.

Epsilon3

Update: well he’s finally left my 1*s alone.

He’s instead talking to Deadpool about the legend of “Godpool” and now Wade thinks he can fly. This is the 7th Deadpool carcass I’ve had to clean off my front porch and it’s the same one every time

NOOOOOOOOPEEEEE

Epsilon3 wrote: »

Update: well he’s finally left my 1*s alone.

He’s instead talking to Deadpool about the legend of “Godpool” and now Wade thinks he can fly. This is the 7th Deadpool carcass I’ve had to clean off my front porch and it’s the same one every time

Those must be fake Deadpools the real one obviously can fly.

Epsilon3

NOOOOOOOOPEEEEE wrote: »

Epsilon3 wrote: »

Update: well he’s finally left my 1*s alone.

He’s instead talking to Deadpool about the legend of “Godpool” and now Wade thinks he can fly. This is the 7th Deadpool carcass I’ve had to clean off my front porch and it’s the same one every time

Those must be fake Deadpools the real one obviously can fly.

No I assure you it’s the real one. Only the real Deadpool sounds like that when he’s reconstructing his body from a puddle. At least it keeps my little Buddy happy… like a toddler watching Sesame Street

Namelez

I left it alone while I went to work... I came home to see my house perfectly fine... Well the door at least... Everything else is destroyed.... At least I can walk thru the doorway ? 😂

Skeleton777

My symboid only eats McDonalds fries and nothing else. If I attempt to feed him something else he runs away and robs my local McDonald's, last time he killed one of the employees because he found a chicken nugget in his fries. Also if I'm eating some and dont give him any he attacks me and steals my fries. He has gotten overweight and never does anything anymore.

Star_Lord_

Since my little guy is full grown now, I had to have the birds & bees talk with him. Problem is he didn't understand and now all he wants to eat are bees and birds. SMH.

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Hammerbro_64

Grraphalaggleagggggggg *hissssss* I want rank down ticketssss bwahahaaha

Edit: gosh dangit he hacked into my kabam account....