Naughty Symbioid

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  • Whododo872Whododo872 Member Posts: 1,042 ★★★
    Another update: My symbioid was wearing a spider-man costume when I got home

    Apparently he stole my credit card and bought it online...

    What a goofball
  • Sundance_2099Sundance_2099 Member Posts: 3,488 ★★★★★
    edited October 2018
    the Golden Symbiod broke mine's back in 3 places. I took him out back of the outhouse and shot him.

    I buried him in the backyard. It was like Ol' Yeller all over again.
  • Apocalypse189Apocalypse189 Member Posts: 1,131 ★★★
    My "Symbioid" acts as if he's the best player ever

    He ate Blade for breakfast
    Savaged Falcon (Blades Doppelganger)
    And chased Black Panther around Wakanda

    Guess he doesn't like Blade or Rich People

    Now hes laying in front of Cap's Ship waiting for him

    What can I do....

    ....no symbi.. Get off now, cap is not to be Eaten

    Hello I'm the symbioid and I want you to know that I'm Strange.

    Mister Strange?

    Its Doctor

    Mister Doctor Strange?

    No, just The Doctor

    Doctor Who?

    Doctor Strange, didn't you just hear what I said?

    I did but who cares

    Why you little?

    "Symbioid turns pure symbiote and Eats Mister Doctor
  • Epsilon3Epsilon3 Member Posts: 1,138 ★★★
    Mine is refusing to eat now that he’s rank 5 and now I have to waste perfectly good Klyntar Catalysts that are REALLY HARD TO GET, JYMBIOTE
  • Duke_SilverDuke_Silver Member Posts: 2,421 ★★★★
    Little guy just started preschool, and he only bit 4 other kids!
  • Hammerbro_64Hammerbro_64 Member Posts: 7,463 ★★★★★
    Duke_Silver wrote: »
    Little guy just started preschool, and he only bit 4 other kids!

    I hope you gave him a proper spanking. Mine ate the whole class and I took him out to see Venom. Then he tracked down and ate the entire cast...so much for a sequel.
  • Epsilon3Epsilon3 Member Posts: 1,138 ★★★
    Hammerbro_64 wrote: »
    Duke_Silver wrote: »
    Little guy just started preschool, and he only bit 4 other kids!

    I hope you gave him a proper spanking. Mine ate the whole class and I took him out to see Venom. Then he tracked down and ate the entire cast...so much for a sequel.

    At least now there’s no fuss about Spider-Man being removed from the MCU now that the Sony flagship has been sunk 😂
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  • GroundedWisdomGroundedWisdom Member Posts: 36,627 ★★★★★
    Mine keeps asking me to be his Wingman for "that Nebula hottie".
  • FhfjghhggggjfhfjgFhfjghhggggjfhfjg Member Posts: 4,492 ★★★★★
    I took him to the shop and he pretty much ate everything and almost destroyed the shop
  • ẞlооdẞlооd Member Posts: 2,005 ★★★★
    Sorry about the naughty symbyoats guys. Lucky me, just sent mine off to college. It's taking gender studies cause it doesn't know what to make of it's emptyness going on downstairs. It keeps praying to this "Kabam" God to tell it its purpose in life.
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  • Hammerbro_64Hammerbro_64 Member Posts: 7,463 ★★★★★
    edited October 2018
    Mine has a liver problem and it’s not healing with iso, so I took him to the hospital to get an MRI...and well...apparently high frequencies of sound sorta....umm....oops?
  • CaykoCayko Member Posts: 111 ★
    Primmer79 wrote: »
    my little dude came in here and already broke my favorite lamp. where are the katalysts to train these $#!7s!!!

    Oh bröther! Not the lämp!

  • EnderDraco58EnderDraco58 Member Posts: 957 ★★
    Mine ate all of my 5* and 4* champs. He's soloing act 5 now. Probably just eating all of them too.
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  • Antgeo1Antgeo1 Member Posts: 120 ★
    I know my little guy is slowing eating my 5* shards. Each day they decrease just enough where I almost didn't notice it.

    He thinks he is getting one past me, but I'm on to him!
  • Antgeo1Antgeo1 Member Posts: 120 ★
    @RichTheMan This is a fun thread that would definitely liven up the news! Just saying
  • NeoDazarasNeoDazaras Member Posts: 123 ★
    I dunno what ya'll are talking about! My little Torito (that's his name) is such a sweet little thing! He doesn't even try to take my food or anything. He's such a loyal friend, unlike my dog! That mutt hasn't been seen since Torito got here. Sigh, I guess some pets just don't interact too well.
  • EnderDraco58EnderDraco58 Member Posts: 957 ★★
    My symbioid stole my laptop. I found it under his bed and looked through the search history.

    He looked up how to unhinge his jaw and how to eat people's heads off.

    I threw out every computer in the house.
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  • Epsilon3Epsilon3 Member Posts: 1,138 ★★★
    Update… RUN!
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