Naughty Symbioid

I know I am expecting too much but my little guy has already bit my leg and piddled on the carpet. I suspect taking care of him might be a bigger challenge than I originally thought.

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Whododo872

Another update: My symbioid was wearing a spider-man costume when I got home

Apparently he stole my credit card and bought it online...

What a goofball

Sundance_2099

the Golden Symbiod broke mine's back in 3 places. I took him out back of the outhouse and shot him.

I buried him in the backyard. It was like Ol' Yeller all over again.

Apocalypse189

My "Symbioid" acts as if he's the best player ever

He ate Blade for breakfast
Savaged Falcon (Blades Doppelganger)
And chased Black Panther around Wakanda

Guess he doesn't like Blade or Rich People

Now hes laying in front of Cap's Ship waiting for him

What can I do....

....no symbi.. Get off now, cap is not to be Eaten

Hello I'm the symbioid and I want you to know that I'm Strange.

Mister Strange?

Its Doctor

Mister Doctor Strange?

No, just The Doctor

Doctor Who?

Doctor Strange, didn't you just hear what I said?

I did but who cares

Why you little?

"Symbioid turns pure symbiote and Eats Mister Doctor

Romo790

Sundance_2099 wrote: »

the Golden Symbiod broke mine's back in 3 places. I took him out back of the outhouse and shot him.

I buried him in the backyard. It was like Ol' Yeller all over again.

Any chance your backyard looks like this? If so watch out

Epsilon3

Mine is refusing to eat now that he’s rank 5 and now I have to waste perfectly good Klyntar Catalysts that are REALLY HARD TO GET, JYMBIOTE

Duke_Silver

Little guy just started preschool, and he only bit 4 other kids!

Hammerbro_64

Duke_Silver wrote: »

Little guy just started preschool, and he only bit 4 other kids!

I hope you gave him a proper spanking. Mine ate the whole class and I took him out to see Venom. Then he tracked down and ate the entire cast...so much for a sequel.

Epsilon3

Hammerbro_64 wrote: »

Duke_Silver wrote: »

Little guy just started preschool, and he only bit 4 other kids!

I hope you gave him a proper spanking. Mine ate the whole class and I took him out to see Venom. Then he tracked down and ate the entire cast...so much for a sequel.

At least now there’s no fuss about Spider-Man being removed from the MCU now that the Sony flagship has been sunk 😂

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GroundedWisdom

Mine keeps asking me to be his Wingman for "that Nebula hottie".

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I took him to the shop and he pretty much ate everything and almost destroyed the shop

ẞlооd

Sorry about the naughty symbyoats guys. Lucky me, just sent mine off to college. It's taking gender studies cause it doesn't know what to make of it's emptyness going on downstairs. It keeps praying to this "Kabam" God to tell it its purpose in life.

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Hammerbro_64

Mine has a liver problem and it’s not healing with iso, so I took him to the hospital to get an MRI...and well...apparently high frequencies of sound sorta....umm....oops?

Cayko

Primmer79 wrote: »

my little dude came in here and already broke my favorite lamp. where are the katalysts to train these $#!7s!!!

Oh bröther! Not the lämp!

EnderDraco58

Mine ate all of my 5* and 4* champs. He's soloing act 5 now. Probably just eating all of them too.

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Antgeo1

I know my little guy is slowing eating my 5* shards. Each day they decrease just enough where I almost didn't notice it.

He thinks he is getting one past me, but I'm on to him!

Antgeo1

@RichTheMan This is a fun thread that would definitely liven up the news! Just saying

NeoDazaras

I dunno what ya'll are talking about! My little Torito (that's his name) is such a sweet little thing! He doesn't even try to take my food or anything. He's such a loyal friend, unlike my dog! That mutt hasn't been seen since Torito got here. Sigh, I guess some pets just don't interact too well.

EnderDraco58

My symbioid stole my laptop. I found it under his bed and looked through the search history.

He looked up how to unhinge his jaw and how to eat people's heads off.

I threw out every computer in the house.

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Epsilon3

Update… RUN!