My Battle With UC Diablo

All right, team. We're here. I'll be upfront with you guys, I have no idea what to expect.

Domino: You didn't watch any videos?

No. Well... Just the Trucos one showing off the characters and stuff.

Dom: *rolls her eyes* Seatin and the other guys go out of their way to prepare you... and you don't even bother?

I got distracted. Cartoon Network Match Game is addictive.

Dom: God, you're an idiot.

Yeah, ok. Whatever. Anyway, thanks for doing all the hard work to get us here, Domino. You and Sabretooth really handled up.

Dom: I'm at 56% health. Thanks...

Sabretooth, how many furies you got left?

ST: last persistent on the next fight and 13 passive.

Ok, good. Domino, you're up first.

Dom: What? Why?

You have the least health. I have no idea how this guy functions.

Dom: You ###hole.

Get in there, toots.

<fight>

WTF was that? What happened?

Dom: #### you.

Ok, well... now we know he goes unstoppable and his sp2 is unblockable. Masacre, you're up. He's at 87%.

Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS

<fight>

WTAF? He has more health now.

Mas: I don't know, Jefe. I was just smashing him with my bat and he goes all crazy and stuff.

He. Has. More. Health.

Dom: Way to go, burrito.

Mas: I don't know, man. He like drank some sizzurp or something.

Goddamit. Sabretooth, you're up. He's at 91%. Remember, last charge... so make it count.

<fight>

HOLY ####! Good job. He's at 48%.

ST: That damn Prince cosplayer and his damn unstoppable bull####.

Yeah, I know, bud. But, at least it's not Darkhawk again.

ST: #### that guy.

All right... Domino, ready for a revive?

Void: Woah! I'm at full health. WTF, dude?

Ehhhh. You're more of a slow burn. Don't think you'll... goddammit, Void... Get back here.

<fight>

Wow. I am impressed. I thought you had him.

Void: He was at 1% after the 5 hit and at the sp1. No, 1% bug my ass.

It's all right. We still have Killmonger. KM, you ready? Killmonger? Where did he go?

Dom: Oh, he fell asleep at Ultron.

ST: I'll go get him. *brings KM back*

Dude... seriously?

KM: What? You only bring me along for synergies. I had a long night.

I'm bringing Sparky or Venom next time.

ST: No! You can't!

KM: Yeah... wouldn't want your golden child to lose his precious synergy, now would you?

Please, STFU. He's at 1%. Parry and 5 hit combo, so I can leave this nightmare.

<fight>

Good job, team. Who's ready for a second run?

Comments

NEO_mr_Anderson

Cool post.

LeNoirFaineant

@Hamin love it.

BobbyCec

That's gold. Hope to see more, buddy.

Hamin

Glad y'all like it.

Fhfjghhggggjfhfjg

Awesome post @Hamin

RT9

Make one of this for every new quest! Maybe you should go help out Kabam with quest dialogue design.

IJsmuts

Hehe thats nicely written!

TheSquish671

Good to know I'm not the only one who starts boss fights with the lowest health champ for no reason at all

Championcritic

Do one for the thing, he was fairly annoying too.

Philly3974

That was great!

MaatMan

FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!!!!

Hamin

Championcritic wrote: »

Do one for the thing, he was fairly annoying too.

I thought about it, but it would have been too similar.

Sceptilemaniac

Keep those coming @Hamin !!

Welderofortune2

@Hamin

Enjoyed this keep it up my bro, I to feel my dom has very little patience with my many failings.

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Mitchell35

Aggression regen rhulk next plz

DareDvlDan

Get this man some voice actors and a good director. I need the screenplay!

EnderDraco58

I love this. It's so random and so on topic at the same time.

Ultimatesaber32

Good job. Definitely relatable. Reminds me of a director trying to cast. They use different people to see how they do. Or a Pokémon trainer. Either or

dkatryl

Mine was less dramatic, but was the same for all 7 runs:

r3 5* Void: Get in, let presences stack and start to degen the buffet, oops, forgot Unstoppable, dead.
r1 6* CAIW: Unstoppable? lulz, what unstoppable? Let me introduce you to mah SP3!

godsquad891

I love it think massacre should have a really bad si sin yore Mexican accent

dkatryl

Mitchell35 wrote: »

Aggression regen rhulk next plz

I've done 2 runs against Rulk, same result both times:

r3 5* Void: I'M THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!

*dances back and forth, waiting for presences to stack, oh, the heal reverse was the 5th one to go up, wow he has something like 30 stacks of regen and wow look at him melt now!*

Hamin

Here is where all the new ones are being posted:

https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116959/a-summoner-and-his-champions-collective-thread#latest

XxLoganTDCxX

I think your inspiring me to make my own but is that just coping or plagarism

stak

Hamin wrote: »

Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS

Hilarious!!

Hamin

SlayerOfGods wrote: »

Hamin wrote: »

Ok, well... now we know he goes unstoppable and his sp2 is unblockable. Masacre, you're up. He's at 87%.

Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS

<fight>

WTAF? He has more health now.

Mas: I don't know, Jefe. I was just smashing him with my bat and he goes all crazy and stuff.

He. Has. More. Health.

Dom: Way to go, burrito.

Mas: I don't know, man. He like drank some sizzurp or something.

Lmfaooo, also wondering if this whole fight was your actual experience.

Believe it or not, this was how the fight went down.

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DNA3000

Fun stuff. I did something like this a few months ago but the last few months didn't seem to have the same inspiration. I hope you can keep it going.

Hamin

DNA3000 wrote: »

Fun stuff. I did something like this a few months ago but the last few months didn't seem to have the same inspiration. I hope you can keep it going.

I've done several more just in a single thread.

https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116959/a-summoner-and-his-champions-collective-thread#latest

Jyotishka

I loved the post really 😃😃