Happy birthday! To another year of screw ups galore!
Around 10 today, I get in. Holy crud, I say, and rush to the unit store. I try to buy the crystal but in the middle of the transaction, the dreaded fidget spinner of death pops up. Poop, I say, and check my wifi. Then it goes to the loading screen and says that I've been disconnected. I go to line and ask my mates in my…