Spider-Ham in-fight jokes

Not sure if there’s a thread about this yet. At certain points in Spider-Ham’s rotation you get “The Setup” and “The Punchline.” They’re different depending on who you’re fighting.

Post other jokes here!

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MCOCHazza

I had the one in the deep dive, ‘what’s brown and sticky’ ‘a stick’

I’ve got others but didn’t screenshot. I’ll be sure to screenshot and post here in the future though

Crcrcrc

These are the best part of his kit, 100%

SummonerNR

During Dialog, did they forget to adjust the location of the Quotation Bubbles for SPAM's “vertically challenged stature” ?
or...

Also like the thinly-veiled reference toward Mickey Ears Ice Cream on a Stick available at the theme parks.

Kabam Doot

These are the best part of his kit, 100%

This is my favorite thing in the entire video game.

I wonder if they can find them all? @Kabam Niv

o_o

These are the best part of his kit, 100%

This is my favorite thing in the entire video game.

I wonder if they can find them all? @Kabam Niv

Challenge accepted

Crcrcrc

These are the best part of his kit, 100%

This is my favorite thing in the entire video game.

I wonder if they can find them all? @Kabam Niv

How many are there? Thank you for putting this in his kit.

Kabam Doot

These are the best part of his kit, 100%

This is my favorite thing in the entire video game.

I wonder if they can find them all? @Kabam Niv
How many are there? Thank you for putting this in his kit.

At least 2. Probably a lot more than that.

Some of them only trigger on specific Champions! You'll have to get hunting.

SkyLord7000

He has one with Ægon mocking him for losing his arm.

Spams humor took a dark turn.

Crcrcrc

These are the best part of his kit, 100%

This is my favorite thing in the entire video game.

I wonder if they can find them all? @Kabam Niv
How many are there? Thank you for putting this in his kit.

At least 2. Probably a lot more than that.

Some of them only trigger on specific Champions! You'll have to get hunting.

Now I have to whale on his crystals for this mechanic😂This is awesome.

JragonMaster170

I saw one on uncollected EQ Spider-Ham

What time of year do the Whales come out?

Sometime around July 4th

I don't remember the joke very well. It was something along these lines

SpideyFunko

I saw one on uncollected EQ Spider-Ham

What time of year do the Whales come out?

Sometime around July 4th

I don't remember the joke very well. It was something along these lines

HAHA ITS GOLD

SummonerNR

Might be fun (always under a SPOILER) to see if people can take a guess and “draw-the-lines” between all his Jokes and their Punchlines in that Dialog Pic.

o_o

Crcrcrc

This one is hilarious! Props to the devs at Kabam for making the best mechanic in the game to date.

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o_o

Congrats on the spider Ham

Thanks! Crazy luck with the 2020 cavs

JragonMaster170

I think this one is unique between Spider-ham and Ghost Rider

SummonerNR

😀 That one (Halloween / Ghost Rider) seems to be the first listed so far that makes sense as potentially paired specifically with GR.
Others seemed more generic.
Wonder if they are indeed paired to specific opponents, or just some of them, or maybe none and it was just a coincidence that it seemed to fit better with GR ??

Crcrcrc

I found a nick fury specific one.

S: Hi boss, wait you’re a superhero?
P: But where’s your super suit?

Incredibles reference I think

JragonMaster170

😀 That one (Halloween / Ghost Rider) seems to be the first listed so far that makes sense as potentially paired specifically with GR.
Others seemed more generic.
Wonder if they are indeed paired to specific opponents, or just some of them, or maybe none and it was just a coincidence that it seemed to fit better with GR ??

Some trigger against specific champions

SpideyFunko

I found a nick fury specific one.
S: Hi boss, wait you’re a superhero?
P: But where’s your super suit?

Incredibles reference I think

makes so much sense lol

Daddrieda

Just there for jokes and not part of his kit or is a part of his kit activation to maximize Spider-Ham?

Moot4Life

Just there for jokes and not part of his kit or is a part of his kit activation to maximize Spider-Ham?

if you can activate the rare stick joke, all of spider-ham's attacks all deal 10 times more damage

Daddrieda

Just there for jokes and not part of his kit or is a part of his kit activation to maximize Spider-Ham?
if you can activate the rare stick joke, all of spider-ham's attacks all deal 10 times more damage

... i don't want Spider-Ham.... too many champions being confused every damn time i use them... they go there and then suddenly they fly there to get maximize it, lmao!

o_o

Here’s one that is presumably unique to the Daredevils. I didn’t catch the setup.

Dang, Porker (☉_☉)

Moot4Life

theres a unique one for namor about him being atlantis king or something but im too good at the game and killed him quickly so i didnt catch the punchline

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DigletGaming

its not done