Un-Ban My Game (Many, Many, Many Apologies to Toni Braxton)

DNA3000DNA3000 Member, Guardian Posts: 19,677 Guardian
in General Discussion
Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out of the game
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
My alliance needs me right now
The forums are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

My game...

Take my word for it I didn't lie
I followed the rules I did comply
I've played the game for many years
Come on please take this ban away
I can't even count how many days are left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

Un-ban my game
Say you'll let me log in
Undo this hurt you caused
When you blocked my account
And locked me out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-ban my game

Comments

  • Colinwhitworth69Colinwhitworth69 Member Posts: 7,470 ★★★★★
    heh
  • GroundedWisdomGroundedWisdom Member Posts: 36,575 ★★★★★
    Love it.
  • Colinwhitworth69Colinwhitworth69 Member Posts: 7,470 ★★★★★
    DNA3000 said:

    Colinwhitworth69 said:

    heh

    If you're not having fun, you're probably doing it wrong.
    Having fun is the only thing about MCOC that matters to me.
  • SandeepSSandeepS Member Posts: 1,269 ★★★★
    How about 'man enough for me', for a challenge the 'burna boy' version 'last last'
  • DNA3000DNA3000 Member, Guardian Posts: 19,677 Guardian
    SandeepS said:

    How about 'man enough for me', for a challenge the 'burna boy' version 'last last'

    Omo, me, I be adult, oh


    Doesn’t sound like a banned player.

  • PikoluPikolu Member, Guardian Posts: 7,780 Guardian
    Love it, this is the parody I didn't know I needed until now
  • Wozzle007Wozzle007 Member Posts: 1,035 ★★★★★
    This post is epic. Gonna now have to listen to the OG version! Thank you Mr DNA.
  • klobberintymeklobberintyme Member Posts: 1,590 ★★★★
    GroundedWisdom said:

    klobberintyme said:

    DNA3000 said:

    Don't leave me in all this pain
    Don't leave me out of the game
    Come back and bring back my smile
    Come and take these tears away
    My alliance needs me right now
    The forums are so unkind
    Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

    Un-ban my game
    Say you'll let me log in
    Undo this hurt you caused
    When you blocked my account
    And locked me out of my life
    Un-cry these tears
    I cried so many nights
    Un-ban my game

    My game...

    Take my word for it I didn't lie
    I followed the rules I did comply
    I've played the game for many years
    Come on please take this ban away
    I can't even count how many days are left
    Time is so unkind
    And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

    Un-ban my game
    Say you'll let me log in
    Undo this hurt you caused
    When you blocked my account
    And locked me out of my life
    Un-cry these tears
    I cried so many nights
    Un-ban my game

    This type of post seems beneath you.
    If humor is beneath him, it's too late.
    Humor as a response, sure. As a standalone post given his body of work, he's no Al Yankovic.
  • RasiloverRasilover Member Posts: 1,478 ★★★★
    DNA3000 said:

    Don't leave me in all this pain
    Don't leave me out of the game
    Come back and bring back my smile
    Come and take these tears away
    My alliance needs me right now
    The forums are so unkind
    Bring back those nights when I held my roster beside me

    Un-ban my game
    Say you'll let me log in
    Undo this hurt you caused
    When you blocked my account
    And locked me out of my life
    Un-cry these tears
    I cried so many nights
    Un-ban my game

    My game...

    Take my word for it I didn't lie
    I followed the rules I did comply
    I've played the game for many years
    Come on please take this ban away
    I can't even count how many days are left
    Time is so unkind
    And life is so cruel without my roster beside me

    Un-ban my game
    Say you'll let me log in
    Undo this hurt you caused
    When you blocked my account
    And locked me out of my life
    Un-cry these tears
    I cried so many nights
    Un-ban my game

    So true bestie
  • DNA3000DNA3000 Member, Guardian Posts: 19,677 Guardian
    klobberintyme said:

    Humor as a response, sure. As a standalone post given his body of work, he's no Al Yankovic.

    Perhaps, but I have been known to occasionally post threads with some degree of humor or satire.

    I've even been told that a few have gone on to be somewhat epic.
  • GroundedWisdomGroundedWisdom Member Posts: 36,575 ★★★★★
    Don't leave me in all this pain,
    Please look up all of my in-game names,
    Come on, Kabam. I'll be good!
    Don't take my progress away.
    I need to place,
    War starts in 10.
    I need to get path 9!
    Come back and bring back the Shards that you gave me.
    Un-ban my game.
    I won't do it again.
    Undo this mod that I used in Incursions and War.
    You can keep the rewards.
    Unlock my toons.
    I've wasted so much time.
    Un-ban my game.
    (Not to outdo you, DNA. Just backing up the songwriting claim.)
  • Elite13Elite13 Member Posts: 184 ★
    i'm in tears :cry:
  • firemoon712firemoon712 Member Posts: 547 ★★★
    What's the tone I gotta hear this nice song in tho?
    'Cause my brain instantly went to Arch Enemy and/or Slipknot tones.
  • DNA3000DNA3000 Member, Guardian Posts: 19,677 Guardian
    firemoon712 said:

    What's the tone I gotta hear this nice song in tho?
    'Cause my brain instantly went to Arch Enemy and/or Slipknot tones.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE
  • SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Member Posts: 21,948 ★★★★★
    this is the type of quality content this forum needs

    beautifully written dna
    (apologies if this comes up twice i got subjected to the dreaded approval message)
  • FrostGiantLordFrostGiantLord Member Posts: 2,063 ★★★★
    Please release this masterpiece on Spotify, @DNA3000 has a promising future as a musician.
  • odishika123odishika123 Member Posts: 5,412 ★★★★★
    SandeepS said:

    How about 'man enough for me', for a challenge the 'burna boy' version 'last last'

    Nigerian?
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