Bastion, the great lettuce-handed one.

I know some people will defend him, but there’s no way to praise him.
The new Coliseum battle against Crystal opened today, and when someone like Howard the Duck can be more lethal than the GREAT ALPHA HAND BASTION, something is seriously wrong with this robot.

A villain who troubles the X-Men in the comics. A horrible champion when it comes to dealing damage. The guy hits like nothing. I hate having to use this guy in these events.
Bastion is on the level of Classic Vision, Classic Ultron, War Machine, Infinity War Iron Man. The champion is awful. He only works well when Kabam gives us a node that boosts the damage of this terrible character.

To me, he’s one of the worst. The guy doesn’t work without help. Awful.

If Kabam gave me a rank-down gem, I would put him at R1 just so I wouldn’t have to use this guy. This weakling needs damage.

Comments

NARWH4L

https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/414420/bastion-the-great-lettuce-handed-one

As someone who hasn't ranked Bastion and has no interest in ranking Bastion, I can confidently say that this entire take is completely, and horrifically inaccurate.

Sir_Globalot

This HAS to be a bait post, because Bastion wrecks shop.

ahmynuts

Who is crystal

Biggie_Deni

@Sir_Globalot

Pepe crushes it. He’s one of the best players this game has, and the guy took off 7 bars with this lettuce-handed one.
With Howard the Duck, he took off 16. Both champions are R4.
Bastion is only good when Kabam helps with a beneficial node.

I haven’t seen the guy’s gameplay, but Bastion is trash.

Biggie_Deni

@NARWH4L
My bastião is R4x200. The great lettuce-handed one

Biggie_Deni

@ahmynuts

The only singer we have in the game. I like her.

BringPopcorn

Wth is this... What language is this translated from?

Ourobøros

Skill issue hands down

MAD_MAN

He will be my first Rank5 tech champ.

LethalBabe

Yeah as someone with a duped sig 130 R3 lettuce-handed one, I completely disagree. Skill issue maybe

Krooks

Op must be playing a different version of mcoc where bastion is trash and a lettuce hand ( sells bitcoins in a panic when market is turbulent) and instead of dazzler crystal has been added to the game. 😆

EdisonLaw

You must be playing a different game.