Naughty Symbioid

I know I am expecting too much but my little guy has already bit my leg and piddled on the carpet. I suspect taking care of him might be a bigger challenge than I originally thought.

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NOOOOOOOOPEEEEE

I think mines been hanging with Deadpool to much he keeps talking to people who aren't there and making very funny but inappropriate jokes.

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Bungyman_BM

My little.... sh#T no more is needed..

Ender_Guardian

Y’all are lucky... my symbiod bought fraudulent units and got my account banned.

Edit: I skimmed over @humzah217 ‘s comment. I’m not a modder, just making a joke.

WATCHED

My little one is telling me all of Kabams upcoming secrets, shhhhh!

Cap_Piggz

I swear this dude ate all my catalysts and didn't even rank up because he needs a special type of food.

Demonzfyre

Mine made 3 RDT threads called spidermans sister.

FR33_HUG5

My symbiod decided it would be okay to chase down and savagely kill the local mailman.

I was upset at first, but then I saw some of the bills, said mailman delivered. I tossed those bills in the trash and let the symbiod run around the neighbourhood.

SpiderCools

Mine got into some fights and refuses to eat anything until i give it the food it likes.

EnderDraco58

My symbioid ate my homework. My teacher didn't believe me when I told him. He ate him too.

Drew462

My symbiote just came in hear and wacked me in the face, and he just broke my couche I want a refund

Maldroit2

I brought mine on a playdate with an alliance mates one. For some reason, they hate each other and they tried to eat each other. Turns out they don't play well with others.

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DankestChef

my symbiote is a picky eater, it only eats Egg McMuffins and Golfish Crackers.
It also threw my pet Turtle at the wall but I think he'll be fine.

Hammerbro_64

DankestChef wrote: »

my symbiote is a picky eater, it only eats Egg McMuffins and Golfish Crackers.
It also threw my pet Turtle at the wall but I think he'll be fine.

The symbiote is fine he means. The turtle got smashed into a pulp.

EnderDraco58

Kaboom_Dorkchop wrote: »

Mine won't quit humping my leg.

At least he didn't pee on it.

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Lovejoy72

Mines mostly been eating poutine and drinking double doubles. Is kabam a Canadian company???

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Whododo872

Since my symbioid arrived, he’s been pretending to shoot webs at stuff, then proceeds to go knock over whatever he “shot”

What a goofball

MoldyFingers

my symbiote wants to tear my eyes out

ExHavok

Megavok wrote: »

Where can I get some Symbiote litter, I'm literally racing against time...

Forget it guys, I just woke up and now it's too late...

Duke_Silver

Dang, mine bonded with my neighbors cat.

abqber

My boi looked at my roster and his first words were like...
"Sso many ssnacks, ssso little time" (only one month right )
😨
Need assistance Kabam please...

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godsquad891

my symboid keeps licking his lips dressing as a school kid and taking creepy back to school selfies and planning to eat....... The Kardashians

NOOOOOOOOPEEEEE

Update mine just grew 100 feet and is now eating hospitals. What's the appropriate punishment? I'm thinking no Treats for a week.

EnderDraco58

My symbioid ripped my shoes trying to wear them. He ate them after, along with the rest of my clothes.

Cryptic_Cobra

thats strange, mine has been a little angel

so far... Guess I'm just a better caretaker then you guys