Gold 1 Alliance Looking for Four (play with the Internet Famous Say My Name Yo! For Reals!)

Yes, that's right. It's the chance you've been waiting for. Maybe you've crushed me in Alliance Wars. Now you can see me crushed from the inside.

We've got four guys either moving up or planning to push up some daisies, so we are looking for four new guys.

We are Gold 1 in AW and run Map 5 x 5 no problem. No gridny grindy.

What else? No drama. No NSFW. No hamsters. No spendy spendy. We don't believe in whales.

Make me look good. Like I'm a productive officer. A recruiting machine even.

The end.

SMNY

P.S. Hood is the best champ in the game.

P.P.S. Scotty doesn't know.

P.P.P.S. Spider-Man dies.

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Mikey0813

Mikey0813(5884) is my line app name. Hit me up if your still looking.

SMNY

Mikey0813 wrote: »

Mikey0813(5884) is my line app name. Hit me up if your still looking.

Thanks - will do so now!

ace930999

my account name is ace930999. Can I join? I'm gonna leave this ally if I can

ace930999

i'm 150k

SMNY

ace930999 wrote: »

my account name is ace930999. Can I join? I'm gonna leave this ally if I can

I checked out your mCOC and I think it's too small for the hole we have to fill. But thank you for your interest!

SMNY

It's 9:00 PM California time. And I'm here recruiting. Dedication. I even wrote a song. About The Greatest Alliance In The World. (I forget the name of our alliance, but you can look me up in-game)

This is the greatest and best alliance in the world.
Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother cmorales79 here...
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome Official Kabam Contest of Champions forum...
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road.
And he said, "Let me join the best MCoC alliance in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Well, me and cmorales79, we looked at each other, and we each said, "Okay."

And we launched the first chat app that popped up in our phone,
Just so happened to open...
The best alliance in the world...
It was the best MCoC alliance in the world.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see...
One and one make two, two and one make three...
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow,
And the grass doth grow.

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
A whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us, "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but Kamala Khan and Gwenpool."
Rock!

This is not the greatest alliance in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the name of the greatest alliance in the world (even though I belong to it now), no.
This is a tribute, oh, to the greatest alliance in the world, alright!
It was the greatest alliance in the world, alright!
It was the best Howard Ducking alliance, the greatest alliance in the world. Alright!

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends:
The alliance I posted about on the official Kabam MCoC forums on that fateful night: it didn't actually seem anything like this alliance.

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.

Ah, Howard the Duck! Good Kamala Khan lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
A fiery ring of fire,
Rich Howard the Duck!
Alright! Alright!

troZZa

Hit me up on line - championarch

Jestr54

So how do I contact you?

SMNY

troZZa wrote: »

Hit me up on line - championarch

Jestr54 wrote: »

So how do I contact you?

Hey guys sorry I haven't checked notifications but we are currently full. If you want to be on our stand by list, you can always contact me on Line at saymynameyo.

SMNY

We are contemplating changing our alliance to adopt the writings and philosophies of the Great Poet and Thinker, Rick Astley. #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp #NotEvenColossus #NopeNotEvenOldManLogan #ButYeahWeHaveToDrawALineSomewhereSoWeWouldGiveUpKamalaKhan

SMNY

One of our boss killers broke his Blackberry device opening a 6* Jane Thor Foster this morning, so we have a new opening! Please contact me in game (Say My Name Yo) or on Line (saymynameyo).

Your country needs you. Whatever country you are from... they really want you to join our alliance, to replace our Blackberry abusing member.

SMNY

One of our members, Mr Birchum. Is a wood shop teacher and lost both of his thumbs in a freak basket weaving accident yesterday. So looking for a new player. Otherwise Birchum has to play with his toes again.

SMNY

We have an opening for one. Starting ASAP. Please contact me and make me the hero I deserve to be.

SMNY

We have an opening. We had to ceremoniously donate one of our members to our local library. We are ready to... have you join. Our alliance. Today even. Like right now.

SMNY

I wrote this little ditty about our need for one new Champion to join our alliance....

I've been alone with you inside my Global Chat
And in my dreams I've L3'd your Kamala Khan a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my phone
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I need you (to join my alliance)

I long to see the poison in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I bleed
Sometimes I feel my ISO will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know

'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling alliance-less, or is someone dungeoning you?
Tell me how to win your roster
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I need you (to join my alliance)
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere bleeding and poisoned, or is someone Alliance Questing with you?
Tell me how to win your roster
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I need you (to join my alliance)

Sketch

Hey I am interested and have 2 others. One is a redneck and the other is a jalapeño

SMNY

I hear Jalapeño is the Sun Tzu of Alliance War.